I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #301 Sunday, March 30, 2008 1:07 AM
I are IR Braniac but not of Borg.... I was to be assimilated but the implants were much too small for my huge head/allergic to my blue brain.

mike b1954
Reply #302 Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:30 PM
I am Captain James T Kirk ... Destroyer of Borg ... It is me who should be simulated !!!

Star Trek .. the LOST episode : enjoy BORG SMASHER !!

Sorry ... been googling !! Tim ,these are for you , bud .. !!   

BORG DOCUMENTARY PART 1

BORG DOCUMENTARY PART 2

BORG DOCUMENTARY PART 3

robertwnielsen
Reply #303 Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:12 AM
Sorry if this has been posted already, but....

I am Joshua of Borg...shall we play a game??

I know the reference dates me (WarGames ), but I just couldn't resist!! SmileyCentral.com

starkers
Reply #304 Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:32 AM
I am Heather Mills of Borg... undefeated hopscotch champion.

starkers
Reply #305 Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:39 AM
I am Sir Paul McCartney Of Borg....great at hopscotch, yes.... but no good in an arse kicking competition.

mike b1954
Reply #306 Wednesday, April 2, 2008 11:58 PM
I am La Petomane of Borg .. you will be arseimmilated ...       

( Tim ... Assimilation Sidebar WIP for you .. ASSIMILATION IS INEVITABLE ! ! )

starkers
Reply #307 Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:34 PM
I am Mike Tyson of Borg... damn, shoulda cheeked first to see if that guy's ear was an implant. I just chipped a tooth on it.

starkers
Reply #308 Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:37 PM
They call me Matrix of Borg.... cos I always got this green stuff streaming down my nose.

2of3
Reply #309 Thursday, April 3, 2008 1:10 PM
I am Morpheus of Borg..... Remember there is no assimilation

starkers
Reply #310 Friday, April 4, 2008 3:02 AM
I an Blank of Borg.... something's wrong, I can't communicate with the Collective.

starkers
Reply #311 Friday, April 4, 2008 3:07 AM
I am Ingenious Lee of Borg... I have devised a way to pick up FM radio via my ear implants.

starkers
Reply #312 Friday, April 4, 2008 4:09 AM
I am Little Bo peep of Borg... assimilating me is one thing, but you can take those damned implants off my sheep right now.

I an Little Jack Horner of Borg... What was the Collective thinking??? I near choked on an 'implanted' plum.

I am Little Boy Blue of Borg... Bugger!!!! My horn has been replaced with an implant.

I am Simple Simon Of Borg... Hey Mr Pie man, what are those implants you have there??

I am Mary of Borg.... and you'd be contrary, too, if your daffodils had been implanted with Audrey II's. (remember the plant in Little Shop of Horrors)

I am Old Mother Hubbard of Borg... it seems my little doggy has been implanted with a bone of his own.

I am Jack Sprat of Borg... my wife has become 3/4's of the Collective because she'll eat no lean.

I am Mrs Sprat of Borg... shutup you skinny little dweeb, or I'll squash your implants.

I am Sally of Borg... selling seashells on the seashore was OK, but implants are far more profitable.

And last but not least....

I am Cinderella of Borg.... Why does my Prince Charming have such a small implant!!!

DrJBHL
Reply #313 Friday, April 4, 2008 8:14 AM
I'm just plain sick and tired of Borg.

2of3
Reply #314 Friday, April 4, 2008 8:20 AM

killajosh
Reply #315 Friday, April 4, 2008 9:00 AM
I am Troll of Borg...I am a pain in the assimilation.....

2of3
Reply #316 Friday, April 4, 2008 9:43 AM
I'm Dianna Troi of Borg....... I sense that you are uncomfortable with this assimilation process

starkers
Reply #317 Friday, April 4, 2008 12:36 PM
[quote]I'm just plain sick and tired of Borg.[/quote


Dr JO622, not of Borg... the Collective is hurt by your comment and is most concerned that your assimilation is taking longer than usual.


Fuzzy Logic
Reply #318 Friday, April 4, 2008 12:36 PM
I am wanker of Borg... I don't give a toss about assimilation...

2of3
Reply #319 Friday, April 4, 2008 12:59 PM
I am Tosser of Borg........ Assimilation is for wankers

starkers
Reply #320 Friday, April 4, 2008 1:01 PM
I am Snow White of Borg... Oh my!!!! The Seven Dwarfs have such enormous implants!!!

I am Rip Van Winkle of Borg...Huh!!! Trust me to sleep through my assimilation.

I am The Gingerbread Man of Borg... Since assimilation, several Collective members have tried to eat me.

I am Tom Thumb of Borg... Look, I appreciate the implant, but I'm just not big enough to carry it around.

I be Cap'n Hook of Borg... This 'ere 'ook 'll be tha only implant I'll e'er need.

I am Tinker Bell of Borg... Could you exchange these DD implants for A Cups so I can fly again.

I am Peter Pan of Borg... Geez, am I glad to be out of Neverland! Some wacko added Ranch to the end of it and never stopped trying to crack on to me.



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