Fly like a bird!!!!
Saturday, November 17, 2007 by teddybearcholla | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Just imagine!!!
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Reply #22 Thursday, November 22, 2007 4:18 PM
@#21....I'm glad you got a giggle out of it, Cp....I got me a couple while I was writing it. 
Reply #23 Thursday, November 22, 2007 5:28 PM
I'm crackin' up 'cause it's not far from the truth MrStarkers!
Damn Airlines and their silly rules about cabin depressurization! What's up with that anyway?
I mean come on, drop those dumb little oxygen masks for the rest of your passangers and let me get on my way!!
See what you did! I'm wasting my time talking to a Stewardess and missed my target! Miss, please move away from the door, oh and by the way, your dress is on fire!
Whoop! Made you look, I'm gooooooooooooooone!
Reply #24 Thursday, November 22, 2007 5:52 PM
Back around 1960 my father [who ran the Mildura airport] declined an invite to passenger in a two seat glider...he was tired after a 'doggo'...and went home. A few hours later he was called back to the 'drome. That same glider had death-spun into the ground, pulverising the earth runway to a depth of 2 feet....and someone had to help retrieve the pilot. 2 buckets did the job. [control cable slackness and subsequent exceeded airframe loading].
They say motorbike riders are 'temporary citizens'...but they have nothing on base-jumpers, hang gliders and ultralights.
"Live hard, die young and leave a beautiful corpse". <-- that should be their motto.
At least with bikers it's just "Live to ride"....
Reply #25 Thursday, November 22, 2007 6:13 PM
Now that's a hole!
And a Spatula!
Jafo, sounds like you know your way around aircraft. Are you a pilot?
Reply #26 Thursday, November 22, 2007 6:13 PM
Wasn't quite that adventurous/game with the stewardess
but I sure had some fun with one/the entire flight WWW Link
see post #10 before coming back to get the rest of the story below.
Ever hear Carol Burnett on TV really cackling...er, laughing hysterically???
Well that's what this flight attendant sounded like during take off....
hilarious laughter, a few snorts before briefly composing herself....
even more hilarious laughter, several more snorts.......
vigorous slapping at the male attendants leg
who was strapped in beside her with no escape....
a deep breath to settle down momentarily before
another burst of infectious laughter that by now
had overcome many of the passengers and crew alike....
then a complete break down of all decorum as she erupted into
the most raucous laughter with intermittent snorts that
caught even the attention of passengers at the rear of the plane.
My contribution to the mile high hilarity club.
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Reply #21 Thursday, November 22, 2007 2:51 PM
Flight attendant: "What are you doing sir?"
Cp: "Oh, it's alright, miss, I only paid to here and now I have to get off."
Flight attendant: "But sir, it's dangerous to exit a moving aircraft."
Cp: "Not to worry, miss, I brought along my trusty 'squirrel suit'."
Flight attendant: "But sir......
Cp: "I'd love to stop and chat some more, but I don't wanna miss my stop."