Talk and Win (WC Charity Drive)
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 by BX | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Hi fellows,
As you know that we are going through A WC Subscription/Chairity Drive). To help a noble cause and return a bit to the community I love, I have decided to put a little contest thingie. Just post what-ever you want (Provided not against ethics/WC Policy) and the 100th poster will get a shiny new WC Subscription or An extension if you are a current subscriber.
SO here we go .... !!!!!
(If somone wants to upsize the package ----- doors are open)
Edit: Modified topic so everyone would know what the thread was about - Zoomba
| Post # | Donated By | Won By | |
| 100 | BX | ilsabav92 | * |
| 200 | Fuzzy Logic | BookChick | * |
| 300 | Anon | NautilusIT | * |
| 400 | Anon | HAPTORK | * |
| 500 | Anon | killajosh | * |
| 600 | Anon | Cheated, cycled to 1000 | |
| 700 | ----- | ----- | |
| 800 | ----- | ----- | |
| 900 | NightTrain | Bobbyhundreds | |
| 1000 | Anon | Carguy1 | * |
| 1100 | Lantec | sAARGe | * |
| 1200 | Anon | Uma11 | * |
| 1300 | Jason Carver | ||
| 1400 | webby85 | ||
| 1500 | Quentin94 | 2of3 | * |
* - Subscription added to account.
Reply #282 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:43 PM
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Reply #288 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:47 PM
Now Lina, you've been reading all those fan magazines again! Now look Lina, you shouldn't believe all that banana oil Dora Bailey and the columnists dish out. Now try to get this straight: there is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air.
Reply #290 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:47 PM
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him.
He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, "I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me."
All three agreed to do this and were given the money.
At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside.
While riding in the limousine to the cemetery, the clergyman said "I have to confess something to you fellows. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took $10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one. I only put $20,000 in the coffin."
The physician then said, "Well, since we're confiding in one another, I might as well tell you that I didn't put the full $30,000 in the coffin either. Smith had a disease that could have been diagnosed sooner if I had this very new machine, but the machine cost $20,000 and I couldn't afford it then. I used $20,000 of the money to buy the machine so that I might be able to save another patient. I know that Smith would have wanted me to do that."
The lawyer then said, "I'm ashamed of both of you. When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
Reply #291 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:47 PM
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Reply #292 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:47 PM
Reply #293 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:47 PM
Important Legal Terminology
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.
Reply #294 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:47 PM
Two men were seated next to each other as on an airliner along with each of their sons. During the flight, they became acquainted and were discussing their respective occupations. One man was an evolutionary biologist at a major university. The other was the pastor of a Baptist church. Eventually, they began to talk on the subject of origins, about which they shared few, if any, areas of agreement. Toward the end of the flight, the biologist's son began acting up and embarrassing his father. The biologist complained to the pastor about his own son's behavior and asked why his own son was behaving so poorly, whereas the pastor's son was a model of adult behavior. The pastor replied, "My son is descended from Adam, the perfect creation of God, whereas your son is descended from a monkey!"
GodAndScience
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Reply #281 Wednesday, November 7, 2007 5:43 PM