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stuff and you might need a kleenex for the tears of laughter. 
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Reply #21 Tuesday, September 19, 2006 10:53 AM
Me: "Look, you've caught me on my night off, but while I have you on the phone, I'm also in telemarketing selling share accomodaton holiday package deals, and I'm wondering if I could interest....."
The guy interrupted me there and set forth to sell me an unbeatable mobile phone package that came with $50.00 free credit and totally free calls from 7.00pm to 6.00am to any mobile phone on any network.
Me: "Do you have an annual income of $55.000 plus, and if so, do you have an A1 credit rating, because if so, I can offer you a Bali package that....."
Again the guy interrupted me, firstly with the fact that Bali could not possibly be a destination of choice since the bombings: and secondly; with questions regarding my current mobile phone deal.....I again interrupt him.
Me: "Okay then, if Bali isn't to your liking, I can offer you two weeks each year in Sri Lanka, and another two in either Saudi Arabia or Tibet. Or what about.....
Him: "But sir, I just want to tell you about this unbelievable mobile phone package, at a quarter of the cost our nearest competitor could offer....."
Me: Yes, yes, I understand that, and I will give you that opportunity if you'd just give me a few moments to explain our package deals and how you can holiday in 5 star luxurious accomodation for four weeks annually, at just one sixth of our nearest competitors prices......"
Click....beep, beep, beep, beep.
Guess he must've ended up going with Iconem's Bargain Vacations instead