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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities

Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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starkers
Reply #1121 Monday, November 19, 2007 2:28 PM
Which one is 1 and which is 2? Now there's a potential quagmire... you refer to the male as '1' and you're a chauvinist.


Yep, all this 'ere politically correct stuff 'ave opened up a can o' worms big enuff ter keep all tha fishermen of tha world 'appy fer life.

Ever see a movie when a tourist gets out a foreign language phrase book in the hope of getting it right?? Well it's getting to the stage where we'll have to pull out an OPCD (Official Politically Correct Dictionary) before daring speak in public...yep, for fear of uttering a disapproved of word or phrase and being stoned..er, pelted with old-world dictionaries by new-age volcabularist's.
killajosh
Reply #1122 Monday, November 19, 2007 2:36 PM
seein as how i grew up in tha southern states, tha PC thing tis troublsome fer me. T'was raised by me grandparents, and true southerners they were. Tis hard for me not ta be sayin "hun" ta tha lass at tha local store. Don't want ta be rufflin' no feathers.
starkers
Reply #1123 Monday, November 19, 2007 2:50 PM
we assimilate


Well that's a novel way of describing it ....but then, in a world where gender reference no longer acceptable - and thus sex is forbidden because it can lead to gender related events such as pregnancy/childbirth (and they were decidedly female functions when I last looked) - I wouldn't be admitting to a bit of nookie, either.

D'ya realise, the human race is bound for extinction at this rate...tho I imagine there'll still be collectives who'll assimilate in secret/behind closed doors.

starkers
Reply #1124 Monday, November 19, 2007 3:25 PM
bah! just don't 'ave tha same ring to it mateys!


Won't be able ter say that, neither....matey implies a person of the male persuasion, and that just baint be allowed no more.

Gawd, tha way it be g'wen, ye won' be able ter call out after 3rd mate, Bill, cos it'll discriminate agin Master Bates.

starkers
Reply #1125 Monday, November 19, 2007 3:38 PM
Tis hard for me not ta be sayin "hun" ta tha lass at tha local store.


I knows wot yer mean thar....I visits tha fishermen's wives wot wurks at tha fish markets real regular like, an' 'em all knows I pretty good, but wiv all this 'ere PC stuff g'wen on, I'll prob'bly find meself deep in shark sh!t wiv tha guv'nor's henchmen if'n I says to 'em like I always do: "Arrgghhh, me fine wenches, 'ow be 'e doin' me beauties?"
Zoologist03
Reply #1126 Monday, November 19, 2007 3:45 PM
Argh! A fine mess a' comments dis here arteecal has wracked up.

~Zoo
starkers
Reply #1127 Monday, November 19, 2007 5:42 PM
Argh! A fine mess a' comments dis here arteecal has wracked up.


That it 'ave....thar be words as varied n' diverse as they be lunatic n' warped...but that be tha nature of it when yer crew be frum all walks o life n' collected frum 'ports in ev'ry corner of tha globe.

An' wot fine specimens ye all be, too. ....welcome aboard me buckos.
Dr Guy
Reply #1128 Monday, November 19, 2007 6:17 PM
Parental unit 1 and 2 them be Arrrrrrgggh


Which one is 1 and which is 2? Now there's a potential quagmire... you refer to the male as '1' and you're a chauvinist.


Arrgg! A new Matie! He be good for countin da gold Cap'n! Make him the ship's purser, and 'and 'im a mop!
starkers
Reply #1129 Tuesday, November 20, 2007 7:36 AM
Arrgg! A new Matie! He be good for countin da gold Cap'n! Make him the ship's purser,


Now if us be g'wen ta entrust Jythier wiv countin' tha booty, p'raps us'll git 'im one o' them fancy calculator gadgets ....cos 68 69 70 - swig o' rum - 28 29 30 - swig o' rum.... hic - 1 2 3.
starkers
Reply #1130 Monday, November 26, 2007 2:03 PM
Aarrgghh, now us've got rid o' lil Johnny, tha mis'rable lit'tle bugger 'e wos, thar be some celebrat'n n' some fun ta be 'ad in these 'ere wat'rs down under....a bit o' shore leave n' R n' R afore us sets sail fer Stardock.

Now do us git right back ta work straight away? Or do us git t' a bit o' revellin'??? I says us git in tha longboats n' us misbe'aves ashore fer a bit . 'Ow says ye???

starkers
Reply #1131 Thursday, December 27, 2007 2:14 PM
I fought about it fer a while as ter wot say to 'e all fer New Year's...n' all I could come uo wiv were: "ave a good un me buckos n' plenty o' booty to 'e all!"

Happy New Year and all the very best to all at Stardock, Joe User and Wincustomize.
Dr Guy
Reply #1132 Thursday, December 27, 2007 2:24 PM
"ave a good un me buckos n' plenty o' booty to 'e all!"


A gud'un? We be swabbin the decks for the Capn who is a neat freak!

But as long as we be busy at it, you have a great year yeself!
starkers
Reply #1133 Thursday, December 27, 2007 7:35 PM
A gud'un? We be swabbin the decks for the Capn who is a neat freak!


Aw, don' go gittin' yeself all kot n' bothered 'bout that... us wouldn' look like tha real deal, a bona fide pirate ship wivout some clutter bout tha decks... so ye be takin' it easy thar me ol' mate.

It be that time o' year ta relax n' imbibe on a rum or three, so have a great one yerself and may 2008 be a happy and prosperous year for you.
Dr Guy
Reply #1134 Friday, December 28, 2007 6:47 AM
Ye know, I checked, and this old tub ave been sailin for a year and a half now. Will we ever be gettin to that stardock cap'n? This may not be the biggest tub onna sea, but it sure seems to be the longest sailin one.
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #1135 Friday, December 28, 2007 7:04 AM
Aw, don' go gittin' yeself all kot n' bothered 'bout that... us wouldn' look like tha real deal, a bona fide pirate ship wivout some clutter bout tha decks... so ye be takin' it easy thar me ol' mate.


This comin' from a man wot sanitizes his computer chair and has a clean desk!
Dr Guy
Reply #1136 Friday, December 28, 2007 8:04 AM
This comin' from a man wot sanitizes his computer chair and has a clean desk!


And an in and out box.
starkers
Reply #1137 Friday, December 28, 2007 11:38 AM
Ye know, I checked, and this old tub ave been sailin for a year and a half now. Will we ever be gettin to that stardock cap'n?


Tain't 'bout tha destination, Doc, but about the journey...'an us've 'ad one heck of a ride, us 'ave.


This comin' from a man wot sanitizes his computer chair and has a clean desk!


Put it this way, Gid, if yer missus fed ye as much curried cabbage as mine do's fer me, you'd be sanertisin' yer chair as well.... an' tha tidy desk be so's I can find tha deoderiser as/when needed.

And an in and out box.


Got ter 'ave one o' they... in fer all tha booty - and an out box ta pay fer all tha rum ye blaggards guzzles by tha gallon.
Dr Guy
Reply #1138 Friday, December 28, 2007 11:58 AM
Tain't 'bout tha destination, Doc, but about the journey...'an us've 'ad one heck of a ride, us 'ave.


Aye, tat it is. And it be a grand one.
starkers
Reply #1139 Sunday, December 30, 2007 1:23 PM

Aye, tat it is. And it be a grand one.


Fer shure... an it'll git better n' better wiv tha new recruits I be lookin' ter bring aboard fer tha next leg o' tha journey.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #1140 Sunday, December 30, 2007 6:01 PM
Will this 'ere bucket 'o' bolts ever get out of 't dry dock? T'old timbers aint bin shivered in a while, arrr

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