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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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mrs_starkers
Reply #702 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:07 AM
I am glad that you got a laugh out of it... thought it was cute myself
BTW, I not be starkers first wife... her be long gone thank goodness.
Reply #702 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:07 AM
| Laugh every time I see the avatar. Thanks! |
I am glad that you got a laugh out of it... thought it was cute myself
BTW, I not be starkers first wife... her be long gone thank goodness.
tawoods
Reply #703 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:11 AM
I told me missus' that tha Dolphin be missus starkers and the steer be Capt'n starkers...thanks fer settin' us on a straight course
Reply #703 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:11 AM
| Aye, that be tha cow who were jumpin' o'er tha moon... but 'er got so tiered doing that , her decided ta try 'er 'oof at surfin' The dolphin only be thar ta give lessons. |
I told me missus' that tha Dolphin be missus starkers and the steer be Capt'n starkers...thanks fer settin' us on a straight course
jennifer1
Reply #704 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:12 AM
I bleedin 'ope not or he be calling ye a cow! ROFL! Tis the whip 'e be tastin' then!
Reply #704 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:12 AM
| BTW, I not be starkers first wife... her be long gone thank goodness. |
I bleedin 'ope not or he be calling ye a cow! ROFL! Tis the whip 'e be tastin' then!
tawoods
Reply #705 Saturday, December 9, 2006 10:05 AM
GOOD!!!!! now we be gettin' sum fresh air 'ere
Reply #705 Saturday, December 9, 2006 10:05 AM
| Tis the whip 'e be tastin' then! |
GOOD!!!!! now we be gettin' sum fresh air 'ere
starkers
Reply #706 Saturday, December 9, 2006 10:20 AM
Long gawn yeah, but still not far enuff....ev'ry so often her'll rear 'er ugly 'ead n' wanna catch up on ol' times wiv I, if ye knows wot I mean. Not bloody likely...I'd rather walk barefoot n' backwards 'cross tha Sahara.
Distance were wot I wanted, an' lots of it...but alas, thar weren't no NASA expeditions goin' outta tha galaxy at tha time. Not bein' one ta give up easy like, I asked 'em if I could git 'er on a shuttle goin' to tha International space station...but they said thar were no room fer 'er inside...."Not ta wurry, I says, her'll be orright if ye pits 'er on a leash n' drags 'er along be'ind ye.
Never!! This 'ere missus be be 10 times tha woman o' that thar other creature....her were orright when I wed 'er, but I says creature now cos 'er started growin' so much body hair.... n' I offen caurght er searchin' fer fleas. Geez, er got that hirsute thar coulda bin an 'ole menagerie o' critters 'idin' in thar
Reply #706 Saturday, December 9, 2006 10:20 AM
| I not be starkers first wife... her be long gone thank goodness. |
Long gawn yeah, but still not far enuff....ev'ry so often her'll rear 'er ugly 'ead n' wanna catch up on ol' times wiv I, if ye knows wot I mean. Not bloody likely...I'd rather walk barefoot n' backwards 'cross tha Sahara.
Distance were wot I wanted, an' lots of it...but alas, thar weren't no NASA expeditions goin' outta tha galaxy at tha time. Not bein' one ta give up easy like, I asked 'em if I could git 'er on a shuttle goin' to tha International space station...but they said thar were no room fer 'er inside...."Not ta wurry, I says, her'll be orright if ye pits 'er on a leash n' drags 'er along be'ind ye.
| I bleedin 'ope not or he be calling ye a cow! |
Never!! This 'ere missus be be 10 times tha woman o' that thar other creature....her were orright when I wed 'er, but I says creature now cos 'er started growin' so much body hair.... n' I offen caurght er searchin' fer fleas. Geez, er got that hirsute thar coulda bin an 'ole menagerie o' critters 'idin' in thar
jennifer1
Reply #707 Saturday, December 9, 2006 12:09 PM
Reply #707 Saturday, December 9, 2006 12:09 PM
| Distance were wot I wanted, an' lots of it...but alas, thar weren't no NASA expeditions goin' outta tha galaxy at tha time. Not bein' one ta give up easy like, I asked 'em if I could git 'er on a shuttle goin' to tha International space station...but they said thar were no room fer 'er inside...."Not ta wurry, I says, her'll be orright if ye pits 'er on a leash n' drags 'er along be'ind ye. |
seldomseen
Reply #708 Saturday, December 9, 2006 1:41 PM
That's the way it looks to me. So be it
And by the way:
A very Merry Christmas and Most Happy and Prosperous New Year to all Aboard!!
Peace to everyone
Reply #708 Saturday, December 9, 2006 1:41 PM
| I told me missus' that tha Dolphin be missus starkers and the steer be Capt'n starkers |
That's the way it looks to me. So be it
And by the way:
A very Merry Christmas and Most Happy and Prosperous New Year to all Aboard!!
Peace to everyone
tawoods
Reply #709 Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:40 PM
Amen to that thar...I be linin' up a special service fer tha crew complete with Roast Pheasant, deviled eggs, plum pudding and a bountiful harvest of rum...if'n I can get tha cook to particiapte and let me in tha galley...might be I have to get the Doc to occupy her fer a spell if'n I can get him away from them thar Amazonians
Reply #709 Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:40 PM
A very Merry Christmas and Most Happy and Prosperous New Year to all Aboard!! Peace to everyone |
Amen to that thar...I be linin' up a special service fer tha crew complete with Roast Pheasant, deviled eggs, plum pudding and a bountiful harvest of rum...if'n I can get tha cook to particiapte and let me in tha galley...might be I have to get the Doc to occupy her fer a spell if'n I can get him away from them thar Amazonians
seldomseen
Reply #710 Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:49 PM
Reply #710 Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:49 PM
Best hide the deviled eggs. I currently hold the record around here for the most consumed in the least time. And if there's hard sauce aka brandy-butter for the plum puddin', this soberized scoundrel's gonna fall off the wagon quicker'n'snakes er th' blink of an eye!
tawoods
Reply #711 Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:57 PM
Aaaarrrggghhh...Down me bucko, thar be a plenty of eggs fer all ye mateys, an I be seein' the cook flames tha puddin' so as not to be upsttin' tha wagon ye be on
Reply #711 Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:57 PM
| Best hide the deviled eggs. I currently hold the record around here for the most consumed in the least time. And if there's hard sauce aka brandy-butter for the plum puddin', this soberized scoundrel's gonna fall off the wagon quicker'n'snakes er th' blink of an eye! |
Aaaarrrggghhh...Down me bucko, thar be a plenty of eggs fer all ye mateys, an I be seein' the cook flames tha puddin' so as not to be upsttin' tha wagon ye be on
tawoods
Reply #712 Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:02 PM
Reply #712 Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:02 PM
an jes' so thar be no misconcepshuns...thar be none of dim girly finger sandmiches a bein' served at this 'ere feast so ye be leavin' yer manners in yer racks
seldomseen
Reply #713 Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:19 PM
Reply #713 Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:19 PM
Turkey-legs'n'buttered yams, one for every hand!!
We be tyin' on the ol' feed bag, fr sartin'!
Be needin' one a them hand-truck carts t' move me out after...
We be tyin' on the ol' feed bag, fr sartin'!
Be needin' one a them hand-truck carts t' move me out after...
Dr Guy
Reply #714 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:35 PM
Ye aint seen im since he started using them blue pills like candy!
Reply #714 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:35 PM
| 'Ere, you be duelin wiv Pecky? That not be right....he be 'alf yer size n' e's peter be A LOT smaller n' yers. I suggests if ye wants ta sword fight like that thar , then git yerself o'er ta tha Froggie barge cos they 'aves wenches thar who be just itchin' ta learn how ta 'andle a sword...er, ye knows wot I mean. |
Ye aint seen im since he started using them blue pills like candy!
Dr Guy
Reply #715 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:38 PM
Reply #715 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:38 PM
Aye Capt'n! I sleep off a night o'ta rum, and the crew be back and ready for fightin! Best we set sail for Stardock now, before they get lazy again! Sides, they be freezin the waters there ere now.
Skinhit
Reply #716 Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:14 PM
Aarrgh...those da ones that be leavin em naked or invisible to de eye?
Reply #716 Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:14 PM
| since he started using them blue pills like candy! |
Aarrgh...those da ones that be leavin em naked or invisible to de eye?
starkers
Reply #717 Saturday, December 9, 2006 9:37 PM
"Ere, this be one o' them thar times ye should be seldomsee'd...er, seldom'eard, if at all. Now I knows I 'aves a large rump, but ye be takin' it a bit far when ye suggests that thar steer be lookin' summat like me....e's arse be a lot bigger n' mine.
Us'll 'ide 'em fer sure....we be told ye be notorious fer frequent anal announcements n' pusilanimous odours that'd peel tha barnacles orf a vessel that 'ave long sailed o'er tha 'orizon.
Nor fer A while I 'adn't, but then I spied 'im o'er on that thar Amazonian isle, an' he were chasin' anyfink wiv feavers on...crows, buzzards ravens....even an ol' gal from tha blue rinse set who were wearin' a feather boa.
Ye be a bit confused thar me ol' mate. Thar be tha blue pill wot Po` takes ta make 'im invisible fer five minutes....then thar be tha one Doc be takin' fer when he be visitin' them thar Amazonian wenches. Could be in'trestin' tho, if he were ta take tha both of 'em together.....five minutes later us'd all be wund'rin whar tha extra mast come from.
Reply #717 Saturday, December 9, 2006 9:37 PM
| That's the way it looks to me. So be it |
"Ere, this be one o' them thar times ye should be seldomsee'd...er, seldom'eard, if at all. Now I knows I 'aves a large rump, but ye be takin' it a bit far when ye suggests that thar steer be lookin' summat like me....e's arse be a lot bigger n' mine.
| Best hide the deviled eggs. I currently hold the record around here for the most consumed in the least time |
Us'll 'ide 'em fer sure....we be told ye be notorious fer frequent anal announcements n' pusilanimous odours that'd peel tha barnacles orf a vessel that 'ave long sailed o'er tha 'orizon.
| Ye aint seen im since he started using them blue pills like candy! |
Nor fer A while I 'adn't, but then I spied 'im o'er on that thar Amazonian isle, an' he were chasin' anyfink wiv feavers on...crows, buzzards ravens....even an ol' gal from tha blue rinse set who were wearin' a feather boa.
| Aarrgh...those da ones that be leavin em naked or invisible to de eye? |
Ye be a bit confused thar me ol' mate. Thar be tha blue pill wot Po` takes ta make 'im invisible fer five minutes....then thar be tha one Doc be takin' fer when he be visitin' them thar Amazonian wenches. Could be in'trestin' tho, if he were ta take tha both of 'em together.....five minutes later us'd all be wund'rin whar tha extra mast come from.
tawoods
Reply #718 Sunday, December 10, 2006 7:38 AM
It be all relative Capt'n...if'n te missus had been one of them thar Battleships instead of'n a Dolphin then ye would had seem to be small
Reply #718 Sunday, December 10, 2006 7:38 AM
"Ere, this be one o' them thar times ye should be seldomsee'd...er, seldom'eard, if at all. Now I knows I 'aves a large rump, but ye be takin' it a bit far when ye suggests that thar steer be lookin' summat like me....e's arse be a lot bigger n' mine. |
It be all relative Capt'n...if'n te missus had been one of them thar Battleships instead of'n a Dolphin then ye would had seem to be small
starkers
Reply #719 Sunday, December 10, 2006 8:15 AM
That it be...that me arse be relatively large but in comparison relatively small ta that thar relative steer Question is, whose relative be he relative to....that thar relative steer, who 'appens ta'ave a relatively bigger arse than my relatively smaller un.
Oh, an' Battleship not be a word me missus be too fond of....gives 'er nightmares n' flashbacks of 'er ex- muvver-in-law from 'er first marriage. Put it this way, I see'd her meself an' she be one formidable female who could sink a fleet with one foul look.
She 'ad tha kind o' face that'd change fair weather to foul and turn mens 'eads.... can't say it'd do thar gizzards any good, neither.
Reply #719 Sunday, December 10, 2006 8:15 AM
| It be all relative Capt'n. |
That it be...that me arse be relatively large but in comparison relatively small ta that thar relative steer Question is, whose relative be he relative to....that thar relative steer, who 'appens ta'ave a relatively bigger arse than my relatively smaller un.
Oh, an' Battleship not be a word me missus be too fond of....gives 'er nightmares n' flashbacks of 'er ex- muvver-in-law from 'er first marriage. Put it this way, I see'd her meself an' she be one formidable female who could sink a fleet with one foul look.
She 'ad tha kind o' face that'd change fair weather to foul and turn mens 'eads.... can't say it'd do thar gizzards any good, neither.
jennifer1
Reply #720 Sunday, December 10, 2006 9:39 AM
Back at yer! May it be a holiday filled with peace and happiness - however fleeting!
Reply #720 Sunday, December 10, 2006 9:39 AM
| A very Merry Christmas and Most Happy and Prosperous New Year to all Aboard!! Peace to everyone |
Back at yer! May it be a holiday filled with peace and happiness - however fleeting!
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Reply #701 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:03 AM
Thanks very much for taking the time to take a look, I appreciate it.