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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities

Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

PC
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starkers
Reply #681 Friday, December 8, 2006 10:41 AM
Aye Capt'n? When did ye make seldomseen the entertainment chairman?


I didn't.....but if he can dance like that, the job's his.
jennifer1
Reply #682 Friday, December 8, 2006 2:26 PM
aarggh me fine mateys, I be back! I be crackin' me cat o nine tails loud so the world can 'ear it far an' wide.

I see there be lots 'appening while I bein' away on shore leave? (broken computer   )

The main curtains on this here tub 'ave been changed and some syrupy sweet sarcastic curtain been pout in its place? What 'as ta TheGuyPC been doing then changing ta curtains witout permissions from ta capt'n?. (we luvs yer tooooo)


aargh time fer another keel haulin party capt'n! Seldom be providin good entertainment, I be providin ta whippin', LW be providin ta wimmen from er barge and there be plenty rum and french froggie wine on board! Mistress Trudy still be cooking up a storm for ta crew?

hmmm it be good ta be back capt'n, mighty good. Ah Pecky, how be ye then? Ta boss been takin good care of yer then? Been lettin ye attack ta guys jelly beans and all? Now theres a good parrot!

How be the fine Mrs Starkers then? She be saying very little. She been keepin ye in line then capt'n?

Right then - pirate/clown hat off - you obviously don't want to be friends and accept our invitation to join the frivolities, so if you can give me just ONE logical and legitimate reason to lock/delete this thread, I promise that I'll hold yer hand and get down all fours with you to beg the powers that be to wipe this thread from existence/off the face of the Earth....



now don' be takin' away our good fun! We be 'avin lotsa new crew mates ere now too!

hahahahaha tis all good fun...................
tawoods
Reply #683 Friday, December 8, 2006 5:51 PM
I bein' away on shore leave? (broken computer )


Aye, tha be troubled waters we be sailin' in...Capt'n starkers been fightin' to keep tha mutinous talk from spreadin' thru tha ship. Tha galley was poisoned with salt-peter an Doc near OD'd on tha Blue Pill an his runnin with tha Amazons...trouble waters indeed
Dr Guy
Reply #684 Friday, December 8, 2006 7:55 PM
an Doc near OD'd on tha Blue Pill


Eh, now! Just because I be duelin pecky with my peter dont mean I be eatin them pills. They be for my plants! yea, that be the ticket!
MasonM
Reply #685 Friday, December 8, 2006 8:50 PM
new-age nomad
Reply #686 Friday, December 8, 2006 9:00 PM
don't laugh at your own jokes, whip.

Trinitie
seldomseen
Reply #687 Friday, December 8, 2006 10:57 PM
@ Mason:   
mrs_starkers
Reply #688 Friday, December 8, 2006 11:38 PM
How be the fine Mrs Starkers then? She be saying very little. She been keepin ye in line then capt'n?


Aargh, i be fine Mistress Jennifer, I bin bisy doin' wallpapers fer me puter n' ta upload to me deviantART gallery so's other's can see 'em too. I be glad ta see ye 'ave got yer puter fixed and ye be back aboard... thar be a few blaggards 'ere abouts that be needin' yer cat o' nine 'cross thar backs.
starkers
Reply #689 Saturday, December 9, 2006 12:51 AM
I see there be lots 'appening while I bein' away on shore leave? (broken computer


It be good ta see ye back aboard Mistress Jennifer...I were worried 'bout ye there fer a while. I 'ad fears that thar Froggie Cap'n mighta kidnapped ye ta put' e's ship in order...bein' he aves no idears 'bout discipline an' e's crew not be 'oistin' tha sails cos they be too busy wenchin' all tha time.

How be the fine Mrs Starkers then? She be saying very little. She been keepin ye in line then capt'n?
Oh her be fine...her ave bin busy doodling wiv pretty pichures on 'er puter, meanin' 'er ave bin too busy to keep I in line....so I bin gittin' up ta a bit o' mischief 'ere on tha forums.


now don' be takin' away our good fun! We be 'avin lotsa new crew mates ere now too!


No don't ye go wurryin' that thar pretty lil 'ead o' yers 'bout that, me dear! That that PC feller couldn' come up wiv a legit reason ta close this ere thread, much less a logical one....so we be safe ta keep sailin' inta tha sunset ferever.

.trouble waters indeed


Nope, us've just 'it a coupla pot 'oles....an' while I be not impressed that tha navvies be leavin' gapin' great 'oles in tha navigation lanes, us'll be orright cos Gorg be fittin' the twisted Sister wiv shock absorbers like wot be on e's space ship ta give us a smoover ride.

Eh, now! Just because I be duelin pecky with my peter dont mean I be eatin them pills.


'Ere, you be duelin wiv Pecky? That not be right....he be 'alf yer size n' e's peter be A LOT smaller n' yers. I suggests if ye wants ta sword fight like that thar , then git yerself o'er ta tha Froggie barge cos they 'aves wenches thar who be just itchin' ta learn how ta 'andle a sword...er, ye knows wot I mean.

BTW, ye'll 'ave ta take yer own supply o' blue pills...they be chargin an arm n' a leg fer 'em o'er thar. One o' our crewmen come back penniless n' missin' e's good leg...now 'e aves two peg legs that 'e says be too short. Tha saw bones put 'im in tha sick bay cos o' severe grazing to 'e's nether regions.
starkers
Reply #690 Saturday, December 9, 2006 1:11 AM
don't laugh at your own jokes, whip.


Tha jokes 'ere be everybody's doin' n' free fer tha sharin'/larfin' at...tha whippin's be reserved fer they that not be larfin'. 'Ere, Mistress Jennifer, thar be a candidate juss itchin' fer a taste o' yer cat o' nine o'er 'ere.

BTW Trudy, now Mistress Jennifer be back aboard, us'll git them thar grub sabotuers n' 'ave 'em thrashed wvvin an inch o' thar sorry lives afore us keel'auls 'em 'neath a long boat us'll run aground. Us'll 'elp ye git yer galley back ta 'ow it 'sposed ta be run.
jennifer1
Reply #691 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:52 AM
Aargh, i be fine Mistress Jennifer, I bin bisy doin' wallpapers fer me puter n' ta upload to me deviantART gallery so's other's can see 'em too. I be glad ta see ye 'ave got yer puter fixed and ye be back aboard... thar be a few blaggards 'ere abouts that be needin' yer cat o' nine 'cross thar backs.


ah The good Mrs Starkers, lovely to hear from ye again! I be glad we be finin' ye in fine fettle today!

Aye me cat be keepin all em nasty rum swillin good fer nuttin men in line if thay be gettin' outta line! I 'as wit me big pair o' boots ta be kickin' em wit too!

hahahaha I be kiddin' men! ye all be good fer our ship an our fortunes, but behave less I be cattin' ye!

jennifer1
Reply #692 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:58 AM
bein' he aves no idears 'bout discipline an' e's crew not be 'oistin' tha sails cos they be too busy wenchin' all tha time.


hmmmm cap'n wenchin be good fer ta men but seems that be goin' "overboard" like aaargh! hahaha

so we be safe ta keep sailin' inta tha sunset ferever.


ahh now ye be talkin' capt, keepin' ta ship on them waters be ta right thing!


Gorg be fittin' the twisted Sister wiv shock absorbers


be good idea, twill make life a bit smoother as we be joggin all over ta place when first Mate Guy be snorin inta da sheets!


'Ere, you be duelin wiv Pecky? That not be right....he be 'alf yer size n' e's peter be A LOT smaller n' yers. I suggests if ye wants ta sword fight like that thar


errrr ye be leavin Pecky's thingy alone now!!!!!! aaaarghhhh
jennifer1
Reply #693 Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:59 AM
I bin bisy doin' wallpapers fer me puter n' ta upload to me deviantART gallery


ye must put up a link to ta site so we might be seein it too? Thanking ye Mrs Starkers.
jennifer1
Reply #694 Saturday, December 9, 2006 5:00 AM
Aye Mason that be a very funny pic ye be puttin up, now ye be sure an tell Socrates to behave now!!!   

That goes for ye cat too Doc tell her ta behave!
jennifer1
Reply #695 Saturday, December 9, 2006 5:03 AM
Now Mrs Starkers I be lookin at ye Icon and I be seein a cow jumpin in ta waves! I be seein things like?????

I bes be chekin what Mistress Trudy be doin ta me food!! A cow!!!!!????? *shakin er head***
mrs_starkers
Reply #696 Saturday, December 9, 2006 5:30 AM
Aargh 'ere be tha link fer deviantART WWW Link
mrs_starkers
Reply #697 Saturday, December 9, 2006 5:48 AM
I be lookin at ye Icon and I be seein a cow jumpin in ta waves!


Aye, that be tha cow who were jumpin' o'er tha moon... but 'er got so tiered doing that , her decided ta try 'er 'oof at surfin'

The dolphin only be thar ta give lessons.
seldomseen
Reply #698 Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:40 AM
Laugh every time I see the avatar. Thanks!   
jennifer1
Reply #699 Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:50 AM
Ohhh aahh Mrs Starkers I visisted your art spot and my tis good work ye be doin there! I likes the doodle lots one! excellent!
starkers
Reply #700 Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:02 AM
Laugh every time I see the avatar


I finds it a bit 'ard ta larf at it....be reminin' me too much o' me first missus when
'er were at tha beach once. Tha dolphin be right purdy, tho.

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