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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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jennifer1
Reply #422 Saturday, September 16, 2006 8:45 AM
ooohhh aaaahhhh ye be incorrigable Capt'n!
Reply #422 Saturday, September 16, 2006 8:45 AM
| Thank ye, Mistress Jennifer, I'll be 'avin' 12 o' those....always were a bit of a masochist when it come ta a few cracks aross me rear. That's why I be so mischievous, so's ta go regularly across mrs starkers knee fer a spankin'. |
ooohhh aaaahhhh ye be incorrigable Capt'n!
starkers
Reply #423 Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:54 AM
Aaarrgggh, that I be.....but any pirate cap'n worth 'is salt 'as ta be incorrigable ter set a good example fer 'is crew. I mean, us don't want fer 'em ta be prancing about like a bunch o' nancy boys while we be a pillagin' them Froggie tubs, now do us! I wants fer me crew ta put the fear o' bejesus inta them Froggies wiv evils looks in their eyes and wikkid looks on their faces....so's them snail eaters be more concerned 'bout changin' their poncey knickers than firin' shots at us.
Actually, mrs starkers put me 'cross 'er knee agin last night....cos her found the toilet seat were still up - an' then I tells 'er I done it on purpose.
I be 'opin ter git meself anuvver spankin' t'night. I be goin' ta insult 'er cookin' n' say it be orf as I throws meself 'cross 'er knee....that oughta do the trick.
Reply #423 Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:54 AM
| ooohhh aaaahhhh ye be incorrigable Capt'n! |
Aaarrgggh, that I be.....but any pirate cap'n worth 'is salt 'as ta be incorrigable ter set a good example fer 'is crew. I mean, us don't want fer 'em ta be prancing about like a bunch o' nancy boys while we be a pillagin' them Froggie tubs, now do us! I wants fer me crew ta put the fear o' bejesus inta them Froggies wiv evils looks in their eyes and wikkid looks on their faces....so's them snail eaters be more concerned 'bout changin' their poncey knickers than firin' shots at us.
Actually, mrs starkers put me 'cross 'er knee agin last night....cos her found the toilet seat were still up - an' then I tells 'er I done it on purpose.
I be 'opin ter git meself anuvver spankin' t'night. I be goin' ta insult 'er cookin' n' say it be orf as I throws meself 'cross 'er knee....that oughta do the trick.
mrs_starkers
Reply #424 Monday, September 18, 2006 6:10 AM
Mistess Jennifer, Cap'n starkers be 'armless and ye has no fears 'as no need to be afeared o' giving him a good ol' back scrub...... that stump of 'is 'aven't worked fer years now, or so 'e tells me
Reply #424 Monday, September 18, 2006 6:10 AM
| Ye 'as absolutely no chance capt'n, tis me whip ye'll taste fer even suggestin' such nonsense! Now be ye bendin' over rover, fer 6 o' ta best!! |
Mistess Jennifer, Cap'n starkers be 'armless and ye has no fears 'as no need to be afeared o' giving him a good ol' back scrub...... that stump of 'is 'aven't worked fer years now, or so 'e tells me
jennifer1
Reply #425 Monday, September 18, 2006 6:53 AM
Ah the good Mrs Starkers! 'Ow be ye then? I'm 'oping yer hand be gettin' better'er and better'er each day 'en.
Now the good Capt'n, who e be foolin then? Giv' im a damned good spankin tonight ' then! We can't be 'aving a capt wit' a stump that be not workin' can we?
Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em!
Reply #425 Monday, September 18, 2006 6:53 AM
| Mistess Jennifer, Cap'n starkers be 'armless and ye has no fears 'as no need to be afeared o' giving him a good ol' back scrub...... that stump of 'is 'aven't worked fer years now, or so 'e tells me |
Ah the good Mrs Starkers! 'Ow be ye then? I'm 'oping yer hand be gettin' better'er and better'er each day 'en.
Now the good Capt'n, who e be foolin then? Giv' im a damned good spankin tonight ' then! We can't be 'aving a capt wit' a stump that be not workin' can we?
Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em!
mrs_starkers
Reply #426 Monday, September 18, 2006 9:04 AM
Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples.
Well he be good to me so I calls 'im a good Cap'n..... and p'raps if I gives 'im an extra 'ard spankin' tonight, maybe I can get 'is stump workin' after all.
Reply #426 Monday, September 18, 2006 9:04 AM
| Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em! |
Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples.
| Now the good Capt'n, who e be foolin then? Giv' im a damned good spankin tonight ' then! We can't be 'aving a capt wit' a stump that be not workin' can we? |
Well he be good to me so I calls 'im a good Cap'n..... and p'raps if I gives 'im an extra 'ard spankin' tonight, maybe I can get 'is stump workin' after all.
Dr Guy
Reply #427 Monday, September 18, 2006 9:23 AM
Steel wool works wonders I 'ear as well.
Reply #427 Monday, September 18, 2006 9:23 AM
| Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples. |
Steel wool works wonders I 'ear as well.
starkers
Reply #428 Monday, September 18, 2006 10:17 AM
'Ere, what be 'e doin' givin' me secrets away like that? I were a very private person 'til ye went tellin' ev'rybody I be a bit deviant an' inta them barbed wire back scrubs ....don't mind them steel pot scourers, either.
Not that I minds a good spankin', but ye don't need ter flail the skin orf me rear....a plate o' oysters an' some ginseng tea 'll do the trick, oh, and some o' them anti- inflammatories fer the arthritis, don't want me gettin' all stiff, do we.
Orright then, if ye not be goin' ta give I a barbed wire back scrub, as Cap'n I orders ye ta soak that cat o' nine in brine fer an hour or two afore ye takes ta flailin' away.....an' gimme a chance ter git me shirt orf first, so there be no paddin' ta spoil me enjoyment.
Reply #428 Monday, September 18, 2006 10:17 AM
| Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples. |
'Ere, what be 'e doin' givin' me secrets away like that? I were a very private person 'til ye went tellin' ev'rybody I be a bit deviant an' inta them barbed wire back scrubs ....don't mind them steel pot scourers, either.
| and p'raps if I gives 'im an extra 'ard spankin' tonight, maybe I can get 'is stump workin' after all. |
Not that I minds a good spankin', but ye don't need ter flail the skin orf me rear....a plate o' oysters an' some ginseng tea 'll do the trick, oh, and some o' them anti- inflammatories fer the arthritis, don't want me gettin' all stiff, do we.
| Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em! |
Orright then, if ye not be goin' ta give I a barbed wire back scrub, as Cap'n I orders ye ta soak that cat o' nine in brine fer an hour or two afore ye takes ta flailin' away.....an' gimme a chance ter git me shirt orf first, so there be no paddin' ta spoil me enjoyment.
starkers
Reply #429 Monday, September 18, 2006 10:07 PM
Reply #429 Monday, September 18, 2006 10:07 PM
I'm going to have a quiet and reflectful day today, to remember a man I greatly admired, respected and counted as true champion....Peter Brock, Australia's greatest motoring ambassador, a true and charitable gentleman who gave more than he ever thought of taking.
Peter was tragically killed in a rallying accident last week and his State Funeral is being held today at Melbourne's St Pauls Catherdal at 11.00am.
Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best.
Peter was tragically killed in a rallying accident last week and his State Funeral is being held today at Melbourne's St Pauls Catherdal at 11.00am.
Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best.
Dr Guy
Reply #430 Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:14 AM
Have a good day off. We'll be here tomorrow.
Reply #430 Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:14 AM
| Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best. |
Have a good day off. We'll be here tomorrow.
starkers
Reply #431 Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:13 AM
Thanks, Dr Guy. For some Aussies, it was like a National day of grieving, such was the huge stature and personality of Brocky. My wife met him several times and was rather saddened by his tragic death, so today, the day of his funeral, I spent most of it with her contemplating the great man and watching TV footage of his remarkable life and achievements, from his numerous motoring feats to his many charitable works.
But in the spirit of Peter Brock, who loved life and wouldn't want us to mourn, I'll be back on deck in the morn'.
Reply #431 Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:13 AM
| Have a good day off. We'll be here tomorrow. |
Thanks, Dr Guy. For some Aussies, it was like a National day of grieving, such was the huge stature and personality of Brocky. My wife met him several times and was rather saddened by his tragic death, so today, the day of his funeral, I spent most of it with her contemplating the great man and watching TV footage of his remarkable life and achievements, from his numerous motoring feats to his many charitable works.
But in the spirit of Peter Brock, who loved life and wouldn't want us to mourn, I'll be back on deck in the morn'.
starkers
Reply #432 Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:03 PM
Reply #432 Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:03 PM
I 'ad this oarful feelin' in me sea gut that Fuzzy feller 'ad jumped ship, and I sees thaat 'e 'as. If ye looks o'er the 'orizon ter the North, ye'll see 'e be staaartin' e's own piratin' thread....it be mutiny, I says...mutiny!!!! 
I tell 'e what me buckos, I sees us 'aving ter broadside that thar dingy of 'is n' bringin' 'im back aboard ta serve that thar mutineer some buccaneer justice. What say us ties 'im ter the rudder n' sails in circles 'til 'e be too dizzy ta stand....and us'll git that thar result without so much as a drop o' precious rum passing 'is treacherous lips.
I should've knowed not ter trust plank duties to a feller wiv pointy ears....like a thief in the night, 'e used the cover o' darkness ta tip-toe across it ter cap'n that thar piddlin' lil dingy he be floatin 'bout on now. What say ye me 'earties, shall us go o'er there n' scuttle it fer 'im?
I tell 'e what me buckos, I sees us 'aving ter broadside that thar dingy of 'is n' bringin' 'im back aboard ta serve that thar mutineer some buccaneer justice. What say us ties 'im ter the rudder n' sails in circles 'til 'e be too dizzy ta stand....and us'll git that thar result without so much as a drop o' precious rum passing 'is treacherous lips.
I should've knowed not ter trust plank duties to a feller wiv pointy ears....like a thief in the night, 'e used the cover o' darkness ta tip-toe across it ter cap'n that thar piddlin' lil dingy he be floatin 'bout on now. What say ye me 'earties, shall us go o'er there n' scuttle it fer 'im?
Dr Guy
Reply #433 Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:12 PM
Reply #433 Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:12 PM
Welcom back Capt'n. YOu show us where to point the cannons, and we be taking care o'er the rest.
jennifer1
Reply #434 Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:03 AM
Who be this fuzzy fella ye be speakin' on capt?
Reply #434 Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:03 AM
| 'ad this oarful feelin' in me sea gut that Fuzzy feller 'ad jumped ship, and I sees thaat 'e 'as. If ye looks o'er the 'orizon ter the North, ye'll see 'e be staaartin' e's own piratin' thread....it be mutiny, I says...mutiny!!!! |
Who be this fuzzy fella ye be speakin' on capt?
jennifer1
Reply #435 Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:08 AM
Aye Mrs Starker tha' be a very good idea! tis ta pain I be dealin'out nex' time I be needin' ta tie someone up i be usin barbwire!
I be sorry ta be 'erin' this capt'n, ye be a good man an all payin' ye respects.
Reply #435 Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:08 AM
| Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples. |
Aye Mrs Starker tha' be a very good idea! tis ta pain I be dealin'out nex' time I be needin' ta tie someone up i be usin barbwire!
| Peter was tragically killed in a rallying accident last week and his State Funeral is being held today at Melbourne's St Pauls Catherdal at 11.00am. Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best. |
I be sorry ta be 'erin' this capt'n, ye be a good man an all payin' ye respects.
jennifer1
Reply #436 Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:14 AM
Reply #436 Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:14 AM
capt'n i be askin ye kind permission fer us all ta be goin aboard ta african ship over ta, we be avin a bit o trouble wit a man that be callin imself ta kingbee, I wish ta be whippin im and keel haulin him for tha next two or three days, but it can't be done wit out ye and ta first mates kind assistance, I figure be tomfoolin on ta thread he be losin ta interest in all his wordy an filty bashin.
ta thread i be speakin of is on ta link, can ye please join us fer a coupla days ta finsih im orf wit a bit o tomfoolery?
WWW Link
quote on ta thread that be there now from me
He be livin' in lala land First mate Guy!
Me thinks tis time for ta cat o nine tails to come out, tie im to ta mast bent over a barrel frst. Sling is hands round ta pole and lash im wit ta rope then I be puttin on ta thumb screws. Ye can the tear his shirt off and I be whippin' 'im witt ta cat!
When he be nice an bloody on his back an' 'is thumbs, we rubbin' salt in is wounds an then we keel haul im an let ta fishes 'ave a nibble!
We bring im back up an then set pecky ta capt'ns parrot on him ta peck at 'is tiny jelly beans, an ta pooch can feed orf of 'im!
aaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh
I thanks ye fer ye kind unnerstandin' an all capt'n.
ta thread i be speakin of is on ta link, can ye please join us fer a coupla days ta finsih im orf wit a bit o tomfoolery?
WWW Link
quote on ta thread that be there now from me
He be livin' in lala land First mate Guy!
Me thinks tis time for ta cat o nine tails to come out, tie im to ta mast bent over a barrel frst. Sling is hands round ta pole and lash im wit ta rope then I be puttin on ta thumb screws. Ye can the tear his shirt off and I be whippin' 'im witt ta cat!
When he be nice an bloody on his back an' 'is thumbs, we rubbin' salt in is wounds an then we keel haul im an let ta fishes 'ave a nibble!
We bring im back up an then set pecky ta capt'ns parrot on him ta peck at 'is tiny jelly beans, an ta pooch can feed orf of 'im!
aaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh
I thanks ye fer ye kind unnerstandin' an all capt'n.
Dr Guy
Reply #437 Thursday, September 21, 2006 12:50 PM
Reply #437 Thursday, September 21, 2006 12:50 PM
I be thinkin that he not darken that blog again. kb be like a frog bucaneer.
starkers
Reply #438 Friday, September 22, 2006 2:12 AM
Reply #438 Friday, September 22, 2006 2:12 AM
Excuse me absence, me 'earties....I were sittin' 'ere doin' me log an' 'ears this strange noise a comin' from under me desk. It were a coming from this black box thing that sends all these 'ere messages to 'e. Anyhow, I takes a look ter see what it were, and ye knows the rest....I not be as good at putting things back together as I be at pullin' ' em apaaart.
Tweren't anything serious tho....me thinks a rat from the bilge got in there n' ran amok among them wires, mebbe unpluggin' one or two. Once I reseated a HD connection she were purrin' like a kitten again.
Aim 'em ta the North at thar Talk Like a Pirate Thread....in fact, I wants ye ta git all them thar cannons from the Port side onta the Starboard side, so's us can give 'em a real blastin'. Aaaarrrgggh, them mutinous dogs don't stand a chance....a 128 gun salute be sure ta scuttle that thar dingy o' them imposters. Who do they think they be, jawin' like pirates an' bringin' our noble profession inta disrepute like thaaaat! Scuttle 'em I says, scuttle 'em!
Unfortunately, Jennifer (pirate mode off) the subject material is far too emotive and close to my heart for me to be joining in over there. My 16 yo step-daughter was molested by her biological father when she was only three, which is most likely the cause of her becoming promiscuous and running away from home to engage in those activities we naturally forbade to her, and thus, my joining any such discussion would only to bring out the worst in me. I'd end up getting myself exiled for the extensive use of expletives - personal attacks on anyone who trivialised the zero tolerance 'one child is one child too many' mentality. Anyone who dared to dismiss it's significance, used semantics/alternative source material to play down the vile reality of child rape would find themselves on the end of a vitriolic attack that most certainly would have me immediately ostracised.
I understand your concerns and revulsion, and thank you for the invitation to inject a bit of tomfoolery, but I've had to deal with the harsh realities of the main topic on more than one occasion, once was too often, and I can not bring myself to introduce levity into something that repulses me so. Had the subject material been of a less emotive nature, I'd have gladly participated. However, Jen, you're a strong spirited woman and you've more than enough spunk to give any dissenting bastard a good serving of: 'don't mess with me cos I mess back'
Arrrrggggh, I be first in line fer that, then (pirate mode back on). Me previous mistress o' pain only ever tied I up wiv knittin' yarn an used a feather boa fer ta whip me wiv. It were like findin' a treasure chest only 'alf full....her always left me wantin' fer more. Not even a good keel'aulin' would get 'er ta bring out the cat o' nine, so I sets her adrift in a longboat wiv them thar transvestite fellers Lil Whip brough aboard. Now them were a peculiar bunch o' fellers, dressin' in wimmins clothes n' puttin' on makeup, an' I didn't want 'em corrupting me cabin boys, so it were either the plank or bein' set adrift wiv that thar Miss 'I'll tickle 'e ter death'
Tweren't anything serious tho....me thinks a rat from the bilge got in there n' ran amok among them wires, mebbe unpluggin' one or two. Once I reseated a HD connection she were purrin' like a kitten again.
| Welcom back Capt'n. YOu show us where to point the cannons, and we be taking care o'er the rest. |
Aim 'em ta the North at thar Talk Like a Pirate Thread....in fact, I wants ye ta git all them thar cannons from the Port side onta the Starboard side, so's us can give 'em a real blastin'. Aaaarrrgggh, them mutinous dogs don't stand a chance....a 128 gun salute be sure ta scuttle that thar dingy o' them imposters. Who do they think they be, jawin' like pirates an' bringin' our noble profession inta disrepute like thaaaat! Scuttle 'em I says, scuttle 'em!
ta thread i be speakin of is on ta link, can ye please join us fer a coupla days ta finsih im orf wit a bit o tomfoolery? |
Unfortunately, Jennifer (pirate mode off) the subject material is far too emotive and close to my heart for me to be joining in over there. My 16 yo step-daughter was molested by her biological father when she was only three, which is most likely the cause of her becoming promiscuous and running away from home to engage in those activities we naturally forbade to her, and thus, my joining any such discussion would only to bring out the worst in me. I'd end up getting myself exiled for the extensive use of expletives - personal attacks on anyone who trivialised the zero tolerance 'one child is one child too many' mentality. Anyone who dared to dismiss it's significance, used semantics/alternative source material to play down the vile reality of child rape would find themselves on the end of a vitriolic attack that most certainly would have me immediately ostracised.
I understand your concerns and revulsion, and thank you for the invitation to inject a bit of tomfoolery, but I've had to deal with the harsh realities of the main topic on more than one occasion, once was too often, and I can not bring myself to introduce levity into something that repulses me so. Had the subject material been of a less emotive nature, I'd have gladly participated. However, Jen, you're a strong spirited woman and you've more than enough spunk to give any dissenting bastard a good serving of: 'don't mess with me cos I mess back'
| Aye Mrs Starker tha' be a very good idea! tis ta pain I be dealin'out nex' time I be needin' ta tie someone up i be usin barbwire! |
Arrrrggggh, I be first in line fer that, then (pirate mode back on). Me previous mistress o' pain only ever tied I up wiv knittin' yarn an used a feather boa fer ta whip me wiv. It were like findin' a treasure chest only 'alf full....her always left me wantin' fer more. Not even a good keel'aulin' would get 'er ta bring out the cat o' nine, so I sets her adrift in a longboat wiv them thar transvestite fellers Lil Whip brough aboard. Now them were a peculiar bunch o' fellers, dressin' in wimmins clothes n' puttin' on makeup, an' I didn't want 'em corrupting me cabin boys, so it were either the plank or bein' set adrift wiv that thar Miss 'I'll tickle 'e ter death'
Dr Guy
Reply #439 Friday, September 22, 2006 7:56 AM
Reply #439 Friday, September 22, 2006 7:56 AM
I ear there be new blood at stardock! A mate by the name of andrew. We be needin to shanghai him to learn the secrets of this new technology!
Alright ya bilge rats, haul them cannons to the starboard side and fire at will (Hey! What did Will do to us?)
Alright ya bilge rats, haul them cannons to the starboard side and fire at will (Hey! What did Will do to us?)
starkers
Reply #440 Friday, September 22, 2006 1:20 PM
I don't reckons us'll 'ave ter shanghai anyone from Stardock....when 'em knows what good 'earty fellers we be, they'll only be too glad ta join us n' share them thar secrets they be a holdin'. They knows we be all fer their technology, so there'll be no need to 'ave our cutlasses drawn....us'll 'ave the red carpet rolled out fer us when we gits there....rum aplenty awaitin' ye all.
Who be Will? If he be that thar sea dog who be askin' fer pirate imposters ta be jawin' like us, then he be the one us 'aves ter scuttle unless 'e bring that scurvy lot o'er 'ere ta learn piratin' proper like.
An' whare be that Second Mate o' ours? If that Gid still be down in the 'old wiv wenches an' swillin'um, I'll ave Mistress Jennifer lash 'im wiv the cat o' nine fer not bein' thar ta man 'is cannon agin them thar imposters. If he still be schoolin' 'imself ta learn us better lootin' n' pillaging skills, I'll fergive 'im an' double 'is rum rations.
Reply #440 Friday, September 22, 2006 1:20 PM
| I ear there be new blood at stardock! A mate by the name of andrew. We be needin to shanghai him to learn the secrets of this new technology! |
I don't reckons us'll 'ave ter shanghai anyone from Stardock....when 'em knows what good 'earty fellers we be, they'll only be too glad ta join us n' share them thar secrets they be a holdin'. They knows we be all fer their technology, so there'll be no need to 'ave our cutlasses drawn....us'll 'ave the red carpet rolled out fer us when we gits there....rum aplenty awaitin' ye all.
| (Hey! What did Will do to us?) |
Who be Will? If he be that thar sea dog who be askin' fer pirate imposters ta be jawin' like us, then he be the one us 'aves ter scuttle unless 'e bring that scurvy lot o'er 'ere ta learn piratin' proper like.
An' whare be that Second Mate o' ours? If that Gid still be down in the 'old wiv wenches an' swillin'um, I'll ave Mistress Jennifer lash 'im wiv the cat o' nine fer not bein' thar ta man 'is cannon agin them thar imposters. If he still be schoolin' 'imself ta learn us better lootin' n' pillaging skills, I'll fergive 'im an' double 'is rum rations.
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Reply #421 Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:38 AM
A back scrub be warrantin' the cat o' ten? An' me bein' Cap'n n' all! Aahaarrrgh, I know what it be.....you be afeared o' me stump, that be it!! Never fear me dear, ye'd ne'er git ta be orrrified by that unpleasant sight....me peg leg be too 'ard ta git on n' orf fer ye ta e'er see it.
Thank ye, Mistress Jennifer, I'll be 'avin' 12 o' those....always were a bit of a masochist when it come ta a few cracks aross me rear. That's why I be so mischievous, so's ta go regularly across mrs starkers knee fer a spankin'.
Now that could come in real 'andy! If us were ta fill the 'ole wiv enough sea waaaater, us'd 'ave us a shortcut ter sail down there fer some Oriental plunderin', sackin' n' lootin' Not only that, Gorg might git ter find 'imself a suitable wench ....bein' yellers not too far orf from bein' green.