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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #402 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 3:58 PM
Tell 'im ta set Course Fer Orstraylya....we be comin inta some warmer weather 'ere. an' I reckon you fellers 'll like it downunder....so long as ye steers clear o' spiders n' snakes, crocs n' shaaarks. I 'ears some of 'em 'as bites worse than Inland Revenue and them Politicians who gives ye somethin' wiv one 'and then takes back twice as much wiv the other. We do 'ave one other dangerous creature, but I reckons ye don't 'ave ta worry 'bout 'im too much. He always be surrounded by security people, but I reckons they be there more fer your own protection, ta stop lil Johnny bitin' n' bleedin' ye dry.
Reply #402 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 3:58 PM
Aye, so where do I tell the Helmsman to set course for? Summer is over, and we best be on our way afore the waters freeze up Stardock way. |
Tell 'im ta set Course Fer Orstraylya....we be comin inta some warmer weather 'ere. an' I reckon you fellers 'll like it downunder....so long as ye steers clear o' spiders n' snakes, crocs n' shaaarks. I 'ears some of 'em 'as bites worse than Inland Revenue and them Politicians who gives ye somethin' wiv one 'and then takes back twice as much wiv the other. We do 'ave one other dangerous creature, but I reckons ye don't 'ave ta worry 'bout 'im too much. He always be surrounded by security people, but I reckons they be there more fer your own protection, ta stop lil Johnny bitin' n' bleedin' ye dry.
Dr Guy
Reply #403 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 5:39 PM
We not be besetting Stardock? Some of the crew be not liken that. They hear of all the fine women their, and of course of all the grog that Brad keeps in stock for his mind reading machine!
Twill not be an easy task, but ye be the capt'n. Aye, Aye sir.
Reply #403 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 5:39 PM
| Tell 'im ta set Course Fer Orstraylya |
We not be besetting Stardock? Some of the crew be not liken that. They hear of all the fine women their, and of course of all the grog that Brad keeps in stock for his mind reading machine!
Twill not be an easy task, but ye be the capt'n. Aye, Aye sir.
jennifer1
Reply #404 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 6:08 PM
Reply #404 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 6:08 PM
Me thinks Bosun Gid as figured out 'ow ta git certain information from stardock ta prepare us better fer our raid in ta warmer weather, so I be 'earin, be tis true capt'n?
This Brad fella be changin things al l ta time, our information is out of date fer ta raid seein' as how the look as changed and all! We best be hunkerin down an makin new plans, what think ye capt'n and FM Guy?
Perhaps we could send Gorg in ta scare ta pants off all em fellas in Stardock? Then send Pecky in after all ta jellybeans!
This Brad fella be changin things al l ta time, our information is out of date fer ta raid seein' as how the look as changed and all! We best be hunkerin down an makin new plans, what think ye capt'n and FM Guy?
Perhaps we could send Gorg in ta scare ta pants off all em fellas in Stardock? Then send Pecky in after all ta jellybeans!
starkers
Reply #405 Thursday, September 14, 2006 2:44 AM
Reply #405 Thursday, September 14, 2006 2:44 AM
Orright, orright, us'll 'ead fer Stardock first....but ta git there afore them ice caps sets in, us'll 'ave ter git Garter on them baked beans ta put a bit more wind in them thar sails. But ration 'in ta only one can per day....we does want ta keep them thar sails on the masts and intact. 
Now, now, us don't want ta be scarin' them fellers, nor 'ave pecky attackin' their pink jelly beans, either. We wants ta create an alliance wiv 'em so's we can fight together ta rid the world o' default XP desktops....not ta mention gettin' our 'ands on Brad's mind reading n' surveillance machines. Fer instance, it'd be good ta git some o' that stuff inta the Playboy Mansion....ta 'elp boost crew morale when the wenches be on shore leave.
Don't reckon there'd be much point ta puttin' any of it in the Oval Office ...don't figure much thinkin' or activity be goin' on there these days - tho it could've bin interestin' when Clinton were in there.
After that maybe us could wander down to 'ave a friendly parle` wiv Bill Gates, ta see if he 'as anyfing we can use ta conquer the world, ta rid it o' Steve Jobs an' git Apple/Mac puters doin' what we wants, instead o' how 'e sees them should be. Me thinks Jobsy's spectacles got fogged up when a wench kissed 'im fer the first time back in 1969, and 'e ain't seed a thing proper ever since....bein' the pompous lil git won't let us put 'is stuff on our PC's. We needs all that stuff if us are ta conquer the world....so mebee we'll send Gorg ta Jobsy's place n' scare 'is pants orf....and Garter on triple rations of baked beans ta p'raps raise the roof some ta make room fer Jobsy's ego n' swelled 'ead
| Perhaps we could send Gorg in ta scare ta pants off all em fellas in Stardock? Then send Pecky in after all ta jellybeans! |
Now, now, us don't want ta be scarin' them fellers, nor 'ave pecky attackin' their pink jelly beans, either. We wants ta create an alliance wiv 'em so's we can fight together ta rid the world o' default XP desktops....not ta mention gettin' our 'ands on Brad's mind reading n' surveillance machines. Fer instance, it'd be good ta git some o' that stuff inta the Playboy Mansion....ta 'elp boost crew morale when the wenches be on shore leave.
Don't reckon there'd be much point ta puttin' any of it in the Oval Office ...don't figure much thinkin' or activity be goin' on there these days - tho it could've bin interestin' when Clinton were in there.
After that maybe us could wander down to 'ave a friendly parle` wiv Bill Gates, ta see if he 'as anyfing we can use ta conquer the world, ta rid it o' Steve Jobs an' git Apple/Mac puters doin' what we wants, instead o' how 'e sees them should be. Me thinks Jobsy's spectacles got fogged up when a wench kissed 'im fer the first time back in 1969, and 'e ain't seed a thing proper ever since....bein' the pompous lil git won't let us put 'is stuff on our PC's. We needs all that stuff if us are ta conquer the world....so mebee we'll send Gorg ta Jobsy's place n' scare 'is pants orf....and Garter on triple rations of baked beans ta p'raps raise the roof some ta make room fer Jobsy's ego n' swelled 'ead
Dr Guy
Reply #406 Thursday, September 14, 2006 7:56 AM
Best be breaken out the masks as 'is wind be toxic!
Reply #406 Thursday, September 14, 2006 7:56 AM
| Orright, orright, us'll 'ead fer Stardock first....but ta git there afore them ice caps sets in, us'll 'ave ter git Garter on them baked beans ta put a bit more wind in them thar sails |
Best be breaken out the masks as 'is wind be toxic!
jennifer1
Reply #407 Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:05 AM
we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first!
Reply #407 Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:05 AM
| not ta mention gettin' our 'ands on Brad's mind reading n' surveillance machines. |
we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first!
Dr Guy
Reply #408 Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:25 AM
Never leave ome, witout mine!
Reply #408 Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:25 AM
| we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first! |
Never leave ome, witout mine!
starkers
Reply #409 Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:22 PM
Me thinks us'll 'ave ta wear masks and remain below deck while Garter the farter be doing what 'e do's best....we be short o' lifebelts 'an I don't wanna me crew gettin' blowed overboard.
It be too late ter be s'prisin' Brad now....apart from them tin 'ats bein' useless agin the Iris readin' bot in IconPackager that can see right inta yer mind, he be readin' up here on our impendin' arrival. Don't think he be too worried about it tho....I hears he be stockin' up on extra grog n' grub. As fer the Stardock lasses, they be orf limits to ye scurvy lot as they 'aves important duties ta be tendin' They be workin' on a Froggie Pirate detector so's we can 'unt 'em down an' scuttle their garlic ridden brigs.
Now I 'as ta be orf fer a bit...me missus be beckonin' me ta do the dishes cos her 'and be in plaster.
Reply #409 Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:22 PM
| Best be breaken out the masks as 'is wind be toxic! |
Me thinks us'll 'ave ta wear masks and remain below deck while Garter the farter be doing what 'e do's best....we be short o' lifebelts 'an I don't wanna me crew gettin' blowed overboard.
| we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first! |
It be too late ter be s'prisin' Brad now....apart from them tin 'ats bein' useless agin the Iris readin' bot in IconPackager that can see right inta yer mind, he be readin' up here on our impendin' arrival. Don't think he be too worried about it tho....I hears he be stockin' up on extra grog n' grub. As fer the Stardock lasses, they be orf limits to ye scurvy lot as they 'aves important duties ta be tendin' They be workin' on a Froggie Pirate detector so's we can 'unt 'em down an' scuttle their garlic ridden brigs.
Now I 'as ta be orf fer a bit...me missus be beckonin' me ta do the dishes cos her 'and be in plaster.
Dr Guy
Reply #410 Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:27 PM
Arrgg, that be too easy! Just look for the whites o'er their backs with the yellow streak down it.
Reply #410 Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:27 PM
| They be workin' on a Froggie Pirate detector so's we can 'unt 'em down an' scuttle their garlic ridden brigs |
Arrgg, that be too easy! Just look for the whites o'er their backs with the yellow streak down it.
starkers
Reply #411 Thursday, September 14, 2006 3:10 PM
That be fine when ye can see 'em (and o' course it'd be their backs ye'd be seeing if there be a skirmish), but this Froggie Pirate detector be special....it can see 'em over the 'orizon, so's we can sneak up on 'em n' scuttle their buckets afore they knows we be there.
Us've got a lot ter thank that there GuyPC for....if it weren't fer 'is conspiracy stuff, we'd not've 'ad the inspiration ta be gettin' all these inventions ta loot n' plunder Froggie hulks, sack n' pillage ports of their grog n' wenches. Aaaarrrghh, the pirates life be a good one!!
Reply #411 Thursday, September 14, 2006 3:10 PM
| Arrgg, that be too easy! Just look for the whites o'er their backs with the yellow streak down it. |
That be fine when ye can see 'em (and o' course it'd be their backs ye'd be seeing if there be a skirmish), but this Froggie Pirate detector be special....it can see 'em over the 'orizon, so's we can sneak up on 'em n' scuttle their buckets afore they knows we be there.
Us've got a lot ter thank that there GuyPC for....if it weren't fer 'is conspiracy stuff, we'd not've 'ad the inspiration ta be gettin' all these inventions ta loot n' plunder Froggie hulks, sack n' pillage ports of their grog n' wenches. Aaaarrrghh, the pirates life be a good one!!
Dr Guy
Reply #412 Thursday, September 14, 2006 3:27 PM
Aye! Let's drink a toast to the GuyPC! Hip, Hip, Hooray! {Hic}
Reply #412 Thursday, September 14, 2006 3:27 PM
| Us've got a lot ter thank that there GuyPC for.... |
Aye! Let's drink a toast to the GuyPC! Hip, Hip, Hooray! {Hic}
starkers
Reply #413 Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:44 PM
But that leaves yer poor ol' cap'n out...I be a teetotaller (sometimes a coffeetotaller) an' I'll 'ave ta celerbrate some 'ow else.
Ahaaarrghhh, I 'as it now! Seein' as 'ow me missus broke 'and n' it be in plaster her can't get wet, I'll 'ave a coupla wenches come n' gimme a proper bathin' wiv all them fancy bubbles them uses. I'll 'ave ter git 'em ta pay p'ticular attention to me peg leg n' make sure me stump gits a good washin'
Reply #413 Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:44 PM
| Aye! Let's drink a toast to the GuyPC! Hip, Hip, Hooray! {Hic} |
But that leaves yer poor ol' cap'n out...I be a teetotaller (sometimes a coffeetotaller) an' I'll 'ave ta celerbrate some 'ow else.
Ahaaarrghhh, I 'as it now! Seein' as 'ow me missus broke 'and n' it be in plaster her can't get wet, I'll 'ave a coupla wenches come n' gimme a proper bathin' wiv all them fancy bubbles them uses. I'll 'ave ter git 'em ta pay p'ticular attention to me peg leg n' make sure me stump gits a good washin'
jennifer1
Reply #414 Friday, September 15, 2006 7:12 AM
Ah capt'n ye be too late ta wenches ave left the ship an gone back ta LWs barge when we set sail fer stardock!
Sorry ta spoil ta fun!
Reply #414 Friday, September 15, 2006 7:12 AM
| I'll 'ave a coupla wenches come n' gimme a proper bathin' wiv all them fancy bubbles them uses. I'll 'ave ter git 'em ta pay p'ticular attention to me peg leg n' make sure me stump gits a good washin' |
Ah capt'n ye be too late ta wenches ave left the ship an gone back ta LWs barge when we set sail fer stardock!
Sorry ta spoil ta fun!
jennifer1
Reply #415 Friday, September 15, 2006 7:15 AM
Reply #415 Friday, September 15, 2006 7:15 AM
Ye best be takin ta long boat over ta the barge later! 
PoSmedley
Reply #416 Friday, September 15, 2006 9:41 AM
Arr, me hearties! Dontcha be a payin no nev'rminds to me. I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket that she lost in these blasted dunes somewheres.
Reply #416 Friday, September 15, 2006 9:41 AM
Arr, me hearties! Dontcha be a payin no nev'rminds to me. I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket that she lost in these blasted dunes somewheres.
Dr Guy
Reply #417 Friday, September 15, 2006 10:20 AM
Ye might want to talk to Mistress Jenny, as she is partial to shiny jew-jaws.
Reply #417 Friday, September 15, 2006 10:20 AM
| I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket |
Ye might want to talk to Mistress Jenny, as she is partial to shiny jew-jaws.
starkers
Reply #418 Friday, September 15, 2006 2:03 PM
Okay then, Mistress Jennifer, so how be ye with back scrubs....and 'as yer any o' them fancy bubbles ta make the waaater smell nice?
Oh dear, I wonders if that be the one I took ter Ye ol' porne shoppe ta trade fer one o' them new fangled six shot blunderbusses!
If it were, then us'll plunder a couple o' Froggie vessels an git 'er some better ones, and necklaces, earrings, brooches....some o' that fancy smellin' stuff them Froggies calls 'toilet waaater' But if her wants back 'er own locket, us'll go back ta that thar porne shoppe an' hock GuyPC's tinfoil 'at n' dark specticles ta git it back fer 'er.
BTW, Po`, it be good ta see ye 'ere! I sure 'opes ye'll be 'anging around fer a bit, us'll be needing that thar shovel o' yours when us gits ta the treasure.
Reply #418 Friday, September 15, 2006 2:03 PM
| Ah capt'n ye be too late ta wenches ave left the ship an gone back ta LWs barge when we set sail fer stardock! |
Okay then, Mistress Jennifer, so how be ye with back scrubs....and 'as yer any o' them fancy bubbles ta make the waaater smell nice?
| Arr, me hearties! Dontcha be a payin no nev'rminds to me. I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket that she lost in these blasted dunes somewheres. |
Oh dear, I wonders if that be the one I took ter Ye ol' porne shoppe ta trade fer one o' them new fangled six shot blunderbusses!
If it were, then us'll plunder a couple o' Froggie vessels an git 'er some better ones, and necklaces, earrings, brooches....some o' that fancy smellin' stuff them Froggies calls 'toilet waaater' But if her wants back 'er own locket, us'll go back ta that thar porne shoppe an' hock GuyPC's tinfoil 'at n' dark specticles ta git it back fer 'er.
BTW, Po`, it be good ta see ye 'ere! I sure 'opes ye'll be 'anging around fer a bit, us'll be needing that thar shovel o' yours when us gits ta the treasure.
jennifer1
Reply #419 Friday, September 15, 2006 2:58 PM
Ye 'as absolutely no chance capt'n, tis me whip ye'll taste fer even suggestin' such nonsense! Now be ye bendin' over rover, fer 6 o' ta best!!
ah Po 'ow ye be doin' then? Keep diggin'!
Reply #419 Friday, September 15, 2006 2:58 PM
| Okay then, Mistress Jennifer, so how be ye with back scrubs....and 'as yer any o' them fancy bubbles ta make the waaater smell nice? |
Ye 'as absolutely no chance capt'n, tis me whip ye'll taste fer even suggestin' such nonsense! Now be ye bendin' over rover, fer 6 o' ta best!!
| Arr, me hearties |
ah Po 'ow ye be doin' then? Keep diggin'!
Dr Guy
Reply #420 Friday, September 15, 2006 3:29 PM
At is rate, he be in china soon enuff.
Reply #420 Friday, September 15, 2006 3:29 PM
| ah Po 'ow ye be doin' then? Keep diggin'! |
At is rate, he be in china soon enuff.
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Reply #401 Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:03 AM
The least be coming out of me ears be steam.
Aye, so where do I tell the Helmsman to set course for? Summer is over, and we best be on our way afore the waters freeze up Stardock way.