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starkers
Reply #22 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:47 PM
Reply #22 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:47 PM
Hi there Po`....'tis good ta see ya around the place agin. 
Your absence left a bit of a void in the humour & skinning dep'ts, so here's hoping all's well and you're back with a (heathy) vengeance to skin n' crack us up some more.
As for rating systems...found one I like!! Hopped on a set of talking scales that not only weighs but rates yer sex appeal...told me I was the perfect weight for my height and had a sex appeal rating of 9.99 outta 10. Okay, so it fibbed a bit...um, downright lied one hell of ALOT, but it still made my day anyway...
Anyhow, Po`, welcome back....
Your absence left a bit of a void in the humour & skinning dep'ts, so here's hoping all's well and you're back with a (heathy) vengeance to skin n' crack us up some more.As for rating systems...found one I like!! Hopped on a set of talking scales that not only weighs but rates yer sex appeal...told me I was the perfect weight for my height and had a sex appeal rating of 9.99 outta 10. Okay, so it fibbed a bit...um, downright lied one hell of ALOT, but it still made my day anyway...
Anyhow, Po`, welcome back....
tawoods
Reply #23 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:00 AM
So...do you really hate cats or do you just THINK you hate cats...on second thought lets not go there
As for the rating system, I here ya, it took me awhile and now it doesn't matter, its better to accent the positive than the negative...my three cents, it would have five but I had to give starkers two for directions to the talking scales
Reply #23 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:00 AM
| ...I just hate cats. |
So...do you really hate cats or do you just THINK you hate cats...on second thought lets not go there
As for the rating system, I here ya, it took me awhile and now it doesn't matter, its better to accent the positive than the negative...my three cents, it would have five but I had to give starkers two for directions to the talking scales
Jafo
Reply #24 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:30 AM
Reply #24 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:30 AM
| Hopped on a set of talking scales that not only weighs but rates yer sex appeal... |
Oh...how innovative....instead of....
"get off me you fat slob"
It now says....
"Get off me you ugly fat slob"
Geez...don'cha just lurve progress....
Bandit4edu
Reply #25 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:09 AM
Reply #25 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:09 AM
in case no one noticed, in the above post, Jafo used slang...yes, Jafo actually posted in the common vernacular, no synonyms that cost 50 cents per letter. We now return to your regularly scheduled rant...
Jafo
Reply #26 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 9:15 AM
Reply #26 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 9:15 AM
| in case no one noticed, in the above post, Jafo used slang...yes, Jafo actually posted in the common vernacular |
Fair suck of the sauce, me old china, if yer think this old bastard can't hack the yokel's lingo ya got a roo loose in the top paddock, and that's fair dinkum....[and for the Kiwis]>>>...ay? ....
starkers
Reply #27 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 11:48 AM
Sure do....it also gave out successful pickup lines (and yeah, most of 'em worked), but I omitted that part cos ev'ry man n' his dog'd be wantin' ta hop on 'em.....
Ooops, spilt the beans, but thumbs screws and the rack ain't gonna get its location out of me....the success is mine. ALL mine.
Took the liberty of making changes cos ya missed a bit o' authentic strine n' fergot ta take a swipe at Kiwi cricket.
Reply #27 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 11:48 AM
| Geez...don'cha just lurve progress.. |
Sure do....it also gave out successful pickup lines (and yeah, most of 'em worked), but I omitted that part cos ev'ry man n' his dog'd be wantin' ta hop on 'em.....
Ooops, spilt the beans, but thumbs screws and the rack ain't gonna get its location out of me....the success is mine. ALL mine.
| Fair suck of the sav, me old china, if yer think this old bastard can't hack the yokel's lingo ya got a roo loose in the top paddock, cos "flamin'drongo" is fair dinkum Aussie and a legitimate Oz dicshunary entry. ..especially for the Kiwi cricketers |
Took the liberty of making changes cos ya missed a bit o' authentic strine n' fergot ta take a swipe at Kiwi cricket.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #28 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:18 PM
Reply #28 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:18 PM
I like cats - they're just the right size to fit in a microwave...
Fairyy~
Reply #30 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:15 PM
What....No bloody sheep jokes ?
Reply #30 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:15 PM
| and for the Kiwis]>>>...ay? .... |
What....No bloody sheep jokes ?
starkers
Reply #31 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:12 PM
Bit old fashioned...me! I likes ta put 'em on a spit over an open fire n' turn em meself....none of this new fangled motorised/rotisserie crap for me.....
And stuffing, oh how I love 'em stuffed....not with yer usual parsley n' sage stuff, tho. Gently blend breadcrumbs with anchovies n' flaked tuna, and voila!! You've a feast fit for a king/any pit bull of noble blood...serves 8.5 when served on a platter of Kantong noodles, shallots, 100 year old eggs, baby corn saute`ed in turnip wine and garnished with curried cabbage.....
Great care must be taken during preparation, however....several jokes (some lewd) were being bandied about A & E when the doc had to use forceps to remove an enormous fur-ball from my aesophagus.
Reply #31 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:12 PM
| I like cats - they're just the right size to fit in a microwave... |
Bit old fashioned...me! I likes ta put 'em on a spit over an open fire n' turn em meself....none of this new fangled motorised/rotisserie crap for me.....
And stuffing, oh how I love 'em stuffed....not with yer usual parsley n' sage stuff, tho. Gently blend breadcrumbs with anchovies n' flaked tuna, and voila!! You've a feast fit for a king/any pit bull of noble blood...serves 8.5 when served on a platter of Kantong noodles, shallots, 100 year old eggs, baby corn saute`ed in turnip wine and garnished with curried cabbage.....
Great care must be taken during preparation, however....several jokes (some lewd) were being bandied about A & E when the doc had to use forceps to remove an enormous fur-ball from my aesophagus.
seldomseen
Reply #32 Thursday, November 16, 2006 10:55 AM
Reply #32 Thursday, November 16, 2006 10:55 AM
They sure spell funny in Oz. Makes your throat sound like asparagus. 
tawoods
Reply #33 Friday, November 17, 2006 6:21 AM
He didn't mean it Jafo
Reply #33 Friday, November 17, 2006 6:21 AM
| They sure spell funny in Oz |
He didn't mean it Jafo
Jafo
Reply #34 Friday, November 17, 2006 8:56 AM
Reply #34 Friday, November 17, 2006 8:56 AM
Yes, we spell funny in Oz....but we also spell lots of other words too...
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #35 Friday, November 17, 2006 9:06 AM
Reply #35 Friday, November 17, 2006 9:06 AM
| Yes, we spell funny in Oz....but we also spell lots of other words too |
And some people in Oz can put words together to make a sentence, though it is somewhat rare... 
Bandit4edu
Reply #36 Friday, November 17, 2006 10:19 AM
some, however are quite distinguished in the English language...adept at word play, fantastic with synonyms, even grammatically correct at all times. To prove it...I would like to ask Jafo to search back through the threads and reword Fuzzy's description of his nick for us...
Reply #36 Friday, November 17, 2006 10:19 AM
| And some people in Oz can put words together to make a sentence, though it is somewhat rare... |
some, however are quite distinguished in the English language...adept at word play, fantastic with synonyms, even grammatically correct at all times. To prove it...I would like to ask Jafo to search back through the threads and reword Fuzzy's description of his nick for us...
Jafo
Reply #37 Friday, November 17, 2006 10:29 AM
Reply #37 Friday, November 17, 2006 10:29 AM
| I would like to ask Jafo to search back through the threads and reword Fuzzy's description of his nick for us... |
Heck no....you'd have to pay me heaps...
seldomseen
Reply #38 Friday, November 17, 2006 11:16 AM
Reply #38 Friday, November 17, 2006 11:16 AM
No dis intended. Possibly the farthest-out place on the planet and home of some right-gnarly individualists.
starkers
Reply #39 Friday, November 17, 2006 4:35 PM
Yeah, like fairdinkum, drongo & lil Johnny....which are words frequently found strung together in the same sentence, being that lil Johnny & drongo are synonymous with one another....and that's fairdinkum.
'Ere, I resemble that!!! I'll have you know that with a great deal of thought I can string two or three sentences together....given enough time and a fair few hints. Okay, it may be a rarity, but it has been know to happen....one or twice.
Seems to me, Jafo, rewording Fuzzy's nick explanation 'd have to be worth at least a salary of $750,000pa over 3 - 4 years. Not bad money, eh.....and you could stop answering all those Nigerian offers of untold wealth.
BTW, Jafo, take that salary in USD....seeing as lil Johnny carboshed the value of the AUD and tuppence won't buy you a breath of fresh air anymore.
Reply #39 Friday, November 17, 2006 4:35 PM
| Yes, we spell funny in Oz....but we also spell lots of other words too. |
Yeah, like fairdinkum, drongo & lil Johnny....which are words frequently found strung together in the same sentence, being that lil Johnny & drongo are synonymous with one another....and that's fairdinkum.
| And some people in Oz can put words together to make a sentence, though it is somewhat rare... |
'Ere, I resemble that!!! I'll have you know that with a great deal of thought I can string two or three sentences together....given enough time and a fair few hints. Okay, it may be a rarity, but it has been know to happen....one or twice.
| Heck no....you'd have to pay me heaps.. |
Seems to me, Jafo, rewording Fuzzy's nick explanation 'd have to be worth at least a salary of $750,000pa over 3 - 4 years. Not bad money, eh.....and you could stop answering all those Nigerian offers of untold wealth.
BTW, Jafo, take that salary in USD....seeing as lil Johnny carboshed the value of the AUD and tuppence won't buy you a breath of fresh air anymore.
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Reply #21 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 4:34 PM