Hi...my name is Gullible....
...but you can call me Twit....
Sunday, September 25, 2005 by Jafo | Discussion: New Users
I am interested in your partnership in business dealing. This business proposal I wish to intimate you with is of mutual benefit and it's success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation and a high level of confidentiality as regard this transaction. I am representing the board of the contract award and monitoring committe of the Zambian Ministry of Mining and Resources. I am seeking your assistance to enable me transfer the sum of US$30,500, 000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) into your private/company account. The fund came about as a result of a contract awarded and executed for and on behalf of my Ministry. The contract was supposed to be awarded to two foreign contractors to the tune of US$180,000, 000.00 (One hundred and Eighty Million United StatesDollars). But in the course of negotiation, the contract was awarded to a Bulgarian contractor at the cost of US$149,500,000.00 (One hundredand Forty-nine Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)to my benefit unknown to the contractor.
This contract has been satisfactorily executed and inspected as theBulgarian firm is presently securing payment from my Ministry, where our Board is in-charge of all foreign contract payment approval. As a civil servant still in active government service, I am forbidden by law to operate an account outside the shores of Zambia. Hence thismessage to you seeking your assistance so as to enable me present your private/company account details as a beneficiary of contractual claims alongside that of the Bulgarian contractor, to enable me transfer the difference of US$30,500, 000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred ThousandUnited States Dollars) into your provided account.
On actualisation, the fund will be disbursed as stated below.
(1) 20%of the fund will be for you asbeneficiary
(2) 80%of the fund will befor Us.
All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for asmooth actualisation of the transaction within the next few working days of commencement. For further details as to the workability of this transaction, please reach me as soon as possible for further clarification. Please, call me on receipt of this mail on Tel: +31 617 648 224 .
Thank you and God bless as I await your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Zaya Yanko.
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Reply #2 Sunday, September 25, 2005 10:08 AM
| I am forbidden by law to operate an account outside the shores of Zambia. |
I guess he forgot to add "forbidden by law to operate an account outside" the jail-window.
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Reply #10 Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:53 PM
Mr. Zaya Yanko,
Send me the 20% in cash, and I promise not to tell anyone about the other 80% you have.
Reply #11 Sunday, September 25, 2005 1:32 PM
Tell them to send it shipping paid in gold,
To a post office box.
Then keep 100%.
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Reply #12 Sunday, September 25, 2005 2:31 PM
| ATTN: ROBOT BEFORE I START, I MUST FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THIS UNSOLICITED MAIL TO YOU I AM AWARE THAT THIS IS CERTAINLY AN UNCONVENTIONAL APPROACH TO STARTING A RELATIONSHIP, BUT AS TIME GOES ON YOU WILL REALIZE THE NEED FOR MY ACTION. MY NAME IS BARRISTER,PHILLIP NELSON , A SOLICITOR AND THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO MR.JOHN ROBOT, A CITIZEN OF YOUR COUNTRY,WHO WORKED WITH AN OIL COMPANY IN NIGERIA.HERE IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. ON THE 11 SEPTEMBER 2001, MY CLIENT, HIS WIFE AND THEIR THREE CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN PLAN CRASH IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . MY CLIENT AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES IN THE PLAN CRASH , PLEASE VEIW THE WEB SITE... |
Wow! That guy's last name is the same as the last part of my screen name. We might be related, or at least able to convince people we are! Free money, what could go wrong...
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| WERE INVOLVED IN PLAN CRASH IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA |
I've had a few of MY plans crash too.........
Reply #19 Sunday, September 25, 2005 8:43 PM
It certainly wasn't the first....but I'd thought Mailwasher had me see the last of them...
Blacklisting the Domain ain't enough....
Dust off and nuke them from space.....only way to be sure....
Yep, Ripley's my kind'a gal...
Reply #20 Monday, September 26, 2005 5:46 AM
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Reply #1 Sunday, September 25, 2005 9:53 AM
You pathetic little toe-jam.....your 'awaiting' may have urgency...but my response will not. Eddykate yerself in gude ingrish or try some other knuckle-dragger....this one ain't thick enough.