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Friday, September 23, 2005 by Nick Blade | Discussion: New Users
Reply #222 Monday, September 26, 2005 10:31 PM
| if you can't make up your mind...your wife will do it for you |
you know whats written between the lines of that dusty book you have on the side table don't you?
god made man and rested, god made woman and nobodies rested since. hehehe

Reply #224 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:22 PM

Reply #225 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:30 PM
Once upon a time a man asked a woman, "Will you marry me?". She said "No". And the man lived happily ever after, hunting, fishing, golfing, drinking beer and farting whenever he wanted. The End.
Reply #226 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:39 PM
| And the man lived happily ever after, hunting, fishing, golfing, drinking beer and farting whenever he wanted. The End. |
He must have never gotten technically horny?!?!?!
Reply #227 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:45 PM
That's to bad, I think a world without good men, would be a lonely place.
And what would I do the the duct tape I have without "men" to show me what to do with it...
I guess in a way you are right, some of the coolest things I know how to do, a man taught me, either a teacher/Dad/brother and my sons and a few others...
Except cook!

Reply #228 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:47 PM
hold one, i'll show you a picture she sent me.
Reply #230 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:51 PM
My Dad taught me to carry myself well, how to act and eat in a 4 star restaurant, how to dance (ballroom style) and how to fish, and about 100 other things...
My sons have taught the meaning of every stupid joke I've ever heard and that eating 3 pounds of cookies in one evening "can be" normal, how not to scream when they pick me and swing me around, and many other things!

Reply #231 Monday, September 26, 2005 11:54 PM
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.
Reply #234 Tuesday, September 27, 2005 12:02 AM
| He must have never gotten technically horny?!?!?! |
Men...never...yeah right.
Reply #236 Tuesday, September 27, 2005 12:08 AM
| They'r both safe as long as they don't try to prove it. |
I agree. That makes for traffic jams, unpleasant atmosphere.
Except in the kitchen, that's fair game.

Reply #237 Tuesday, September 27, 2005 12:19 AM
| what would I do the the duct tape I have |
I have 3-4 big rolls of the stuff and never quite sure what to do with it.
Except for industrial grade fur removal tool!

Reply #238 Tuesday, September 27, 2005 2:23 AM
| Wow, sounds to me, you would all prefer a world without women. |
No, Cynder, women are a very important part of my life and I wouldn't be without them, particularly my wife. I mean, who else is going to keep me in my place; tell me when I'm wrong; nag endlessly when don't listen the first time; make me do the chores I don't wanna, and scold me severely every time I leave the toilet seat up. Yep, I most definitely need me a woman around so I avoid enjoying myself too much and becoming a neanderthal who consumes copious amounts of beer and is moved to hilarity at the sound of the subsequent flatulence. I still fart, but these days I blame the dog and snigger under my breath, rather than the proud announcements of old.
Actually, my wife has a great sense of humour and is the greatest companion....couldn't ask for more.
| I am a man. |
So, Bichur, you've been hiding from us all this time...leading everyone to believe you're a stump dwelling troll
Nice to see your human side after all this time 
Reply #239 Tuesday, September 27, 2005 2:30 AM
| who else is going to keep me in my place; tell me when I'm wrong; nag endlessly when don't listen the first time; make me do the chores I don't wanna, and scold me severely every time I leave the toilet seat up. Yep, I most definitely need me a woman around so I avoid enjoying myself too much and becoming a neanderthal who consumes copious amounts of beer |
I believe I have just read the most sideways compliment to women (your wife) ever written!
Does she know what to do with all the duct tape?
| sense of humour |
One of the most important qualities a person can have/ man or woman!!

Reply #240 Tuesday, September 27, 2005 8:57 AM
| I still fart, but these days I blame the dog and snigger under my breath |
For old time's sake, ask her to pull your finger next time. And then laugh a lot.
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Reply #221 Monday, September 26, 2005 10:20 PM
You mean, "traveling light?"