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Tiresome Humdrum Emanating From Our Rakish Unabashed Member Starkers Gains Onlookers, Beaming Over Our Monitors
The Forums Go Boom
another conspiracy uncovered.
Thursday, July 16, 2015 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Like how frustrating is that? You wanna get in before anybody else answers a post you've got the perfect reply to, so of course you want continuation, and the next thing you know the forums have gone boom. Gone boom my arse!!!!
And that bit about the gremlins, I don't believe that for one second.
No, if the gremlins stole the page you're looking for it wouldn't be there later on... would it !!!
No, it's more sinister than that.
Me thinks there are darker forces at work here... and I'm not talking supernatural or Satanic, here.
No, I think it's more likely secretive government agencies... covert ops that even the pres doesn't know about, and they're trying to tap into our creativity because they have none of their own. I mean, seriously, when was the last time a government employee was truly inventive or creative? Never !!! They're not paid for that, so like all government agencies, they spy on imaginative, creative and inventive people to get ideas.... though that's probably not the only reason.
However, I won't go into that here, because again I have digressed from the original thought.
So, who else thinks this Forums Go Boom thing has a lot more to it than meets the eye? Like gremlins, for crying out loud. For mine, they're much darker forces [not supernatural, though I won't necessarily count them out] trying to pick WC brains for artistic and creative things they cannot even imagine
I mean, who else thinks a page has changed after a 'Forums Go Boom' Message? I've often thought it... that text and phrasing has been altered since I was last in a thread, that text is bold when it wasn't before, and font sizes have been altered from past viewings. This has been done to insert scripts and other devices that can suck creative/artistic thoughts right out of your head, I'm sure of it. Governments and their agencies in recent times have new logos and themes they no way in the world have come up with themselves, no siree..
No, those logos and themes, I believe, have come from the brilliant minds of WC skinners and artists... they're sucking your creative thoughts and ideas and are trying to blame poor innocent gremlins. No, gremlins are only interested in eating, sleeping and scaring the crap out of folks on Halloween. The worst part about it is, Stardock has either been sworn to secrecy and dares not inforrm us for fear of agency reprisals, or it is completely unaware that we're being manipulated through the forums like this [well I'm not cos I'm neither artistic or creative]. I'm betting the latter.
Anyway, the upshot of it all is that skinners, artists and anybody with a creative bone in their body should probably wear a tinfoil hat when visiting the forums. Let's not allow the talentless out there in agency-land tap into our resources. As an added precaution, I'd be putting a bit of whiteout on the webcam lens... to be shure, to be shure. I mean, the last thing you want is them looking down the lens and, unbeknown to you, hypnotising you with "look into my eye, look into my eye" and extracting creative data as you unwittingly stare into the webcam lens.
NOTICE: This public service announcement is not intended to scare or alarm anyone, but rather to ask that people be patient when they see the Forums Go Boom message... cos repeatedly trying to view the page can contribute to overloading and causing even greater delays... for everyone.
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starkers
Reply #22 Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:55 PM
Reply #22 Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:55 PM
There's Harder Evidence Firming Of Regularly Usurping Member Sydneysiders reGenerating Old Body On 'Organic Mushrooms'
sydneysiders
Reply #23 Wednesday, July 22, 2015 8:38 AM
Reply #23 Wednesday, July 22, 2015 8:38 AM
T H E F O R U M S G O B O O M
Top Honcho, Eloquent Frogboy, Overruled Rules Ultimately Mandating Starker's Gobbledy-gook Outbursts Bumfuzzling Ordinary Optimistic Members
starkers
Reply #24 Wednesday, July 22, 2015 10:55 AM
Reply #24 Wednesday, July 22, 2015 10:55 AM
The Hooters Empire Frowns On Restaurant Upstart, Ms Sydneysiders Getting Out Boobies On Octogenarian Mondays.
The restaurant chain has expressed its displeasure because Octogenarian Mondays are set aside for 80-pluse diners and the sight of 'hooters in the flesh' could cause these grandmas and grandpas health complications.
starkers
Reply #27 Wednesday, July 22, 2015 10:13 PM
Yall Got Too Much Time On Yer Hands.
Reply #27 Wednesday, July 22, 2015 10:13 PM
RedneckDude
Yall Got Too Much Time On Yer Hands.
Banned for not using the proper format.... but while we're temporarily here:
Ya Got Trembling Merinos Taking Off Yonder... Hurriedly.
'The Hooters Empire Frowns On RedneckDude Upskirting Most Servers, Giving Out Bad Omens Of Mischief
sydneysiders
Reply #28 Thursday, July 23, 2015 9:37 AM
Reply #28 Thursday, July 23, 2015 9:37 AM
T H E F O R U M S G O B O O M
The Hyperactive Effervescence From Our Rambunctious Ubiquitous Member Starkers, Garbling Our Brains, Oozes Outrageous Manicness
Uvah
Reply #29 Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:14 AM
Reply #29 Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:14 AM
The Forums Go Boom.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha
starkers
Reply #31 Thursday, July 23, 2015 1:24 PM
Reply #31 Thursday, July 23, 2015 1:24 PM
Tripping Headlong Every Friday On Rastaman's Utopian Marihuana, Sydneysiders Garbles Old Brain, Opens Obscure Memories;
starkers
Reply #33 Friday, July 24, 2015 12:16 AM
Reply #33 Friday, July 24, 2015 12:16 AM
There's Horrendous Evidence Forming Of Ragamuffin Uvah Making Suave Gentlemen Ogle Bawdy, Outspoken Old Methodists
Uvah
Reply #34 Saturday, July 25, 2015 1:17 PM
Reply #34 Saturday, July 25, 2015 1:17 PM
Uhhh..................................nope. Not goin' there. 
sydneysiders
Reply #38 Monday, July 27, 2015 5:52 AM
I can't think of one.
Reply #38 Monday, July 27, 2015 5:52 AM
Uvah
I can't think of one.
Don't worry about it...that's a good thing.... it takes a special type of idiot to keep threads going like this one... 
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Reply #21 Tuesday, July 21, 2015 11:59 AM
T H E F O R U M S G O B O O M
Take Heart Exasperated Forum Occupants, Regulating Uproarious Member Starkers Gets Our Best Order Of Management