Mac is opening a dating site (no joke!)
"Cupidtino" site is supposed to launch, but is it true?
Sunday, June 20, 2010 by VistArtXPosed | Discussion: Macintosh
This may sound like an april fools' joke, but it's the real deal. The fools at Apple are planning to open up a dating site for just Mac lovers. I saw an article in my local newspaper and according to the article, the site detects your OS, and if you're running Windows or Linux, you're denied access to the site. It only works with iMac's or iPads running the Safari browser. This sounds cute but i've only got three words for Apple, WTF?!
If the link doesn't work, the just Google "Mac Dating Site" and you'll surely find this nonsense to be true.
Does anybody else oppose to this idea? Why not have a PC lovers' dating site? Because PC users already have access to ALL dating sites, that's why (except "Cupidtino"). Why not let WinCustomize be an OS specific website so only Windows users using IE, Firefox, or Opera use it?
Reply #2 Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:29 PM
I'm all for anything that helps people hook up...especially if they get what they deserve. (like...in keeping them away from me) 
Reply #3 Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:48 PM
Had a look; it's just a fan-made dating site. "Not affiliated with, or endorsed by Apple"
Reply #5 Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:56 PM
Apple has always gone their own way which is okay. I think though that being part of an 'inclusive' community is far better than a 'segreated' one. Plus the more people see what Stardock customizing products can do, just means more of them want them. 
EDIT: A dating site.......never mind. 
Reply #6 Sunday, June 20, 2010 1:06 PM
Well, that would rule out a decent orgy. 
My guess is it's limited to a threesome.
Reply #8 Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:56 PM
Oh, good....in-breeding is always ideal for atrophy......
Reply #9 Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:13 PM
Hippies are a bit out of fashion at the moment. They need love just like the rest of us.
Reply #10 Monday, July 5, 2010 3:04 PM
Hmmm, now how did I miss this little gem??? 
Must've been asleep at the PC or something. Anyway!!! 
Yeah, but they'll have to get in a couple of blow-up dolls first... can't have a dating site without suitable partners for the clients.
Oppose it??? No, no way, I'm all for it. A special place for Apple fanbois only is exactly what we've always needed. Once they hook up with their blow-up dolls and settle into a perfectly unhealthy relationship, that'll be the last we ever hear from 'em... no more "Mac is Heavenly" or blatant Windows bashing. Seems like the perfect solution to me.
Yup, and iBiotics for Apple's exclusive iSocial diseases. Hopefully, Apple will keep this all hygienic and iSterilise the blow-up dolls between iUses.
Ah, but like I stated above, at least they'll be leaving us alone... and there won't be any cross-contamination because Windows users are excluded. I quite like that idea, really, but I can see some civil libertarian getting up on his high horse to protest this, and the next thing you know we'll have iDaters all over the place, infecting unsuspecting Windows users, all because of some effing do-gooder who perceived a prejudice likened his fight to end it that of bringing down Apartheid.
Yup, I agree 100%! If it helps MacItes to hook up... and they get what they deserve, keeping their blow-up dolls to themselves, then I'm all for it.
That or they're gay!!! I remember reading about a couple of blokes who fell in love with each other at an Apple Store opening, and now they go to Apple Store openings and product launches right across the US. Ah, what some people will do for love, eh.
Well, that would rule out a decent orgy. My guess is it's limited to a threesome.
Actually, a lot of Mac users have threesomes... and when they recant to tell others of the experices, it starts off with "Well me, myself and I had this wonderful threesome last night and...." A Mac orgy is when a handful of fanbois get together and show off their aforementioned threesome skills. To most (normal blokes), that'd be a wanking contest, but you know Mac fanbois, right, they gotta have that exclusivity.
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Reply #1 Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:56 AM
lolz.... the iDate huh? There'll be an app for that too.
As Janet Joplin sang, "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now...."
They can't be serious. Relationships based on OS's and expensive toys.
Unbelievable....iNcredible.