Choking
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 by eagleyelgae | Discussion: Community
Don't want to be negative but I am beginning to choke on the quantity of three or so uploaders of mediocre dreams/screensavers/bootskins/logons/wallpapers. Filtering through this stuff to find the gems is becoming more difficult and some good skins are being swallowed in the sheer mass of numbers. What is up with this quantity vs quality stuff? Is there a prize or something?
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Reply #42 Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:14 PM
Same here...
... but the red ring on your blow-up doll looks a bit different to the red ring on my blow-up doll. 
Reply #45 Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:23 PM
As I chew the inside of my cheek to a bloody raw mess and tell myself that I am 46 and too mature to laugh at such jokes, I curse you and I bless you at the same time. You're a sick twisted bastard and that's why I like you so much.
Now I am going to step outside and have a cigarette and laugh my ass off so I don't have to explain any of this to my wife should she look over and see tears rolling down my face.
Reply #46 Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:24 PM
Same here...
... but the red ring on your blow-up doll looks a bit different to the red ring on my blow-up doll.
Damn. I'll never make it to the backdoor...bastard!
Reply #47 Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:10 PM
Sorry! Were you thinking something snowmen, or something X-massy or something???
That's alright, I got my blow-up doll for X-mas last year, all dressed up in a pretty 'Mary Christmas' outfit with red goodie-filled fishnet stockings too. Got some blow-up reindeer and a Santa as well.
Strewth!!!! Thinking about X-mas decorations... it's nearly time to blow 'em up/hang 'em up again. 
Yeah, I know... I'm wicked and incorrigible.
As in, who the heck is Mr. Bill??? 
Never heard of him.
Reply #48 Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:45 PM
As I see it, you're never too old old mature to have a good laugh... as in laughter is the best medicine and it sure beats being straight-faced...like ya got a stick up yer butt.
As for being a sick, twisted bastard, well yeah, it's what makes me so lovable. 
Yup, it's a bit hard to convince somebody they're tears of sorrow or pain when you have a smirk on your face.... and every so often erupt into fits of the giggles as well.
Same here...
... but the red ring on your blow-up doll looks a bit different to the red ring on my blow-up doll.
Damn. I'll never make it to the backdoor...bastard!
No, it wouldn't be the easiest thing, crawling on the floor like that... and not knowing the direction of the back door because the tears of laughter have temporarily blinded you.
Yup, a good belly laugh does it to me every the time. 
Reply #50 Friday, November 13, 2009 12:04 AM
Reply #51 Friday, November 13, 2009 5:21 AM
As in, who the heck is Mr. Bill??? Never heard of him.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8078407797255965707&ei=lef8SsO3L5zcqgKZn_2_BQ&q=mr.+bill&hl=en#
Now I know why the big red ring...er, lips on my blow-up doll look a bit different... they're not subject to such wholesale abuse.
To be frank, given that inane bit I saw, Mr Bill is about as funny as an upchuck full of razor blades.
.... and that flamin' voice.... sorry, but the bastard needs throttling. 
Nope, certainly NOT my cuppa tea. (now where's that totally bewildered smiley when I need it?)
Reply #52 Friday, November 13, 2009 7:41 AM
I know it’s un-american but I never cared for Mr. Bill either, always thought it was just something for the stoners. (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Reply #53 Friday, November 13, 2009 8:23 AM
Stoners are people to.
Reply #54 Friday, November 13, 2009 8:35 AM
I can't see how it would be un-American... not to like something that bloody stupid. It's not being unpatriotic, like burning the Stars and Stripes, is it!
I've known one or two stoners in my time, and hearing that despicable voice they'd say the same thing I did: "That bastard needs throttling."
How anyone could find that crap funny or entertaining is beyond me.
Reply #55 Friday, November 13, 2009 8:39 AM
Umm Po, I think you meant too, maybe you should lay off that thing for awhile.
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Reply #59 Friday, November 13, 2009 3:44 PM
The funniest bit of Play-Dough.
To be frank, given that inane bit I saw, Mr Bill is about as funny as an upchuck full of razor blades.
.... and that flamin' voice.... sorry, but the bastard needs throttling.
Nope, certainly NOT my cuppa tea. (now where's that totally bewildered smiley when I need it?)
I respect your opinion starkers. Everyones sense of humor is not the same. 
Reply #60 Friday, November 13, 2009 3:51 PM
Well, as long as we are being silly. This cow is from a children's program named "barnyard". first time I saw this I about died laughing.
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Reply #41 Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:07 PM
I think I've seen that red ring before...