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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
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Reply #1203 Tuesday, March 18, 2008 11:03 AM
Nah, not mine....but Bebi Bulma might 'ave a spare pair o' drawers us could put a Jolly Roger on instead.
If'n 'er 'avent any spare, p'raps karmagirl 'll lend us a pair o' bloomers.
That she be, me matey... her can cook up a storm wiv some greased lightnin' buttered on both sides
Reply #1204 Tuesday, March 18, 2008 11:18 AM
Aye, 'n tha'd be a foin idear cap'n....we could make boardin' parties pay admisshun ta see that! We'd fer shure be tha richest piates sailin' tha seven seas!!
Tis a foin thing...an' glad I am that I doan' be moindin boiled cabbage!!
Reply #1205 Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:04 PM
Aye, us'd be richer than tha King 'eself... n' if us changed tha figure'ead ta look like Bebi giving naked huggles, ev'ry man n' 'e's dog 'd pay an 'andsome admishun price t' come aboard.
Why us wouldn't 'ave ter be raiders on tha 'igh seas anymore... them traders n' other buccaneers 'd be 'andin o'er thar booty juss fer a peek at tha figure'ead.
It be curried cabbage, me matey....speshul fuel fer when tha wind won't blow ab' tha ship don't go, us gits our strongest farter ta start 'er.
Reply #1206 Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:34 PM
Blow wind Blow!
Reply #1207 Thursday, March 20, 2008 8:23 AM
It be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West.
Reply #1208 Friday, March 21, 2008 2:28 PM
Arrg, an' me was thinkin it was just the wind comin o'er the cesspool.
Reply #1209 Friday, March 21, 2008 2:49 PM
Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....
Reply #1210 Friday, March 21, 2008 9:42 PM
Us've done away wiv da cesspool.... sev'ral o' tha swabs wos complainin' tha wenches wouldn' go below decks fer tha stench... so now us 'aves then new fangled chemical loos wot disposes of ev'ryfing nice n' clean like.
Reply #1211 Friday, March 21, 2008 9:52 PM
Aye... tha after effects! Us did try using corks t' save 'em up fer when tha wind didn' blow n' tha ship wouldn' go... but one o' tha deck swabs let rip a monster n' tha bosun copped tha smelly projectile in e's left buttock.
Poor sod 'aven't bin able t' sit n' eat e's grub at tha mess table fer a week... 'e reckuns it be wurse than gittin' shot in the arse wiv a blunderbuss.
Reply #1212 Saturday, March 22, 2008 11:55 AM
Wiv with all tha sou' westerly gails blowin' about these 'ere parts latley, me bucko, curried cabbage be orf tha menu fer you, cap'n starkers.
Reply #1213 Saturday, March 22, 2008 2:17 PM
Aye, and his crew be a thankin ye.
Reply #1214 Saturday, March 22, 2008 2:37 PM
Aha...but I knows of a lil cafe wot does it real nice like... an' 'em gives t' I fer free if'n I 'aves it take-away.
As fer ye, mrs starkers, ye'll be g'wen o'er me knee if'n thars any more m'larkey o'er wots on tha menu... well that's if'n ye'd like ter.
Reply #1215 Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:47 AM
Arrr, ye best be careful thar capn' don't make promises ye can't keep

Reply #1216 Sunday, March 23, 2008 5:30 AM
Aye, woman, ye be testin' me payshence 'ere!! Wot be ye insinuatin' thar... that I be in need o' viagra or summat?
Well I'll 'ave ye know that I still 'aves one good knee t' put ye o'er... n' if ye still can't be'ave, ye'll go o'er me stump.
Reply #1218 Monday, March 24, 2008 12:04 AM
So be ye g'wen t' take respons'bility when a crewman gits shot? Will ye ne'er learn, 1st Mate Guy.... thar be no stoppin' an out-goin' tide.
Reply #1219 Monday, March 24, 2008 7:02 AM
Ye must know bynow, that I be bailin a sinkin ship with a sieve.
So what care I for a tide?
Reply #1220 Monday, March 24, 2008 8:05 AM
Aarrghh! So that be why tha 'Sister' 'aves an overflowin' bilge... ye be usin' tha wrong tools, fer shure. Go n' see Master Bates n' see if e'll give 'e a bucket
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Reply #1201 Monday, March 17, 2008 11:57 AM