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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #743 Thursday, December 14, 2006 12:39 PM
Best and out enuff fer to hole crew!
Reply #743 Thursday, December 14, 2006 12:39 PM
| hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!* |
Best and out enuff fer to hole crew!
starkers
Reply #744 Thursday, December 14, 2006 1:09 PM
Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ?
Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em. 
t'would be cheaper n' easier if ye whar attired in yer 1st mate's clobber....then I'd 'ave somewhar's ta pin yer medal fer distinguished service in tha rum dispensin' dep't.
Now ye wouldn' want me ta be 'avin' ta pin it to yer...er, I thinks ye gits tha pichur.
An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee.
Reply #744 Thursday, December 14, 2006 1:09 PM
| *hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!* |
Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ?
Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em. 
| Best and out enuff fer to hole crew! |
t'would be cheaper n' easier if ye whar attired in yer 1st mate's clobber....then I'd 'ave somewhar's ta pin yer medal fer distinguished service in tha rum dispensin' dep't.
Now ye wouldn' want me ta be 'avin' ta pin it to yer...er, I thinks ye gits tha pichur.
An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee.
Dr Guy
Reply #745 Thursday, December 14, 2006 1:31 PM
knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on!
Reply #745 Thursday, December 14, 2006 1:31 PM
| but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee. |
knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on!
jennifer1
Reply #746 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:45 PM
Nah capt'n I jes be wearin me own clothes is all!
Reply #746 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:45 PM
| Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ? Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em. |
Nah capt'n I jes be wearin me own clothes is all!
jennifer1
Reply #748 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:46 PM
Reply #748 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:46 PM
she be one heck o a lady the mighty fine Ms Geena!
jennifer1
Reply #749 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:49 PM
now ye be sure an tell ta chaplain e bes be wearin is trousers like!
or e be gettin hell!
Reply #749 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:49 PM
| An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee |
now ye be sure an tell ta chaplain e bes be wearin is trousers like!
or e be gettin hell!
jennifer1
Reply #750 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:50 PM
seems I kin still blush!!!
Reply #750 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:50 PM
| knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on! |
seems I kin still blush!!!
tawoods
Reply #751 Thursday, December 14, 2006 10:16 PM
I be playin Santa to slip inta tha Govners Mansion an grinch away da booty fer me ship mates
Reply #751 Thursday, December 14, 2006 10:16 PM
| if 'e wants ta play Santa this year |
I be playin Santa to slip inta tha Govners Mansion an grinch away da booty fer me ship mates
starkers
Reply #752 Friday, December 15, 2006 12:52 AM
T'will be more than a bit o' blushin' ye'll be doin' if ye gits ta sittin' on Santa's knee this year. I 'ears 'e be askin' tha wimmin fer a bit o' kissin' n' cuddlin' afore 'e be 'andin' o'er thar presents like. I did mention to 'im 'bout 'avin' ta wear he's trousers, but 'e says 'em be at tha cleaners...so p'raps ta save yeself a beetroot blush, mebbe ye could give our Santa a spare pair fer e's present.
From wot I sees thar, Misstres Jennifer, they threads be pefectly 'ceptable fer yer uniform an I 'spects ye ta be all shipshape n' Bristol fashion, wiv yer cat o' nine at tha ready when I gits back on deck all proper like....us might 'ave some floggin's ta do if'n this 'ere motley crew gits ta misbe'avin' too much o'er tha Christmas 'olidays. Last year that thar Froggie Cap'n decided ta lornch a broadside at us n' near sunk tha Twisted Sister cos this 'ere scurvy mob o' sea dogs got ta drinkin' too much n' made right proper pratts of 'emselves...an' us cain't ave that agin, now can us.
Reply #752 Friday, December 15, 2006 12:52 AM
| seems I kin still blush!!! |
T'will be more than a bit o' blushin' ye'll be doin' if ye gits ta sittin' on Santa's knee this year. I 'ears 'e be askin' tha wimmin fer a bit o' kissin' n' cuddlin' afore 'e be 'andin' o'er thar presents like. I did mention to 'im 'bout 'avin' ta wear he's trousers, but 'e says 'em be at tha cleaners...so p'raps ta save yeself a beetroot blush, mebbe ye could give our Santa a spare pair fer e's present.
| Nah capt'n I jes be wearin me own clothes is all! |
From wot I sees thar, Misstres Jennifer, they threads be pefectly 'ceptable fer yer uniform an I 'spects ye ta be all shipshape n' Bristol fashion, wiv yer cat o' nine at tha ready when I gits back on deck all proper like....us might 'ave some floggin's ta do if'n this 'ere motley crew gits ta misbe'avin' too much o'er tha Christmas 'olidays. Last year that thar Froggie Cap'n decided ta lornch a broadside at us n' near sunk tha Twisted Sister cos this 'ere scurvy mob o' sea dogs got ta drinkin' too much n' made right proper pratts of 'emselves...an' us cain't ave that agin, now can us.
jennifer1
Reply #753 Friday, December 15, 2006 4:59 AM
Aye ta govnor he be a skunk - grinch away!
Reply #753 Friday, December 15, 2006 4:59 AM
| I be playin Santa to slip inta tha Govners Mansion an grinch away da booty fer me ship mates |
Aye ta govnor he be a skunk - grinch away!
jennifer1
Reply #754 Friday, December 15, 2006 5:02 AM
aye it can na be appenin agin, who be takin watch this year? I be not swillin ta rum like em blaggards fer a crew, I can be doin it!
side em froggy capt'n e only be
Reply #754 Friday, December 15, 2006 5:02 AM
| near sunk tha Twisted Sister cos this 'ere scurvy mob o' sea dogs got ta drinkin' too much n' made right proper pratts of 'emselves...an' us cain't ave that agin, now can us |
aye it can na be appenin agin, who be takin watch this year? I be not swillin ta rum like em blaggards fer a crew, I can be doin it!
side em froggy capt'n e only be
jennifer1
Reply #755 Friday, December 15, 2006 5:05 AM
what them things called ta men uses on ta women ta lock their pretty fannies away? well I be findin one o em fer tawoods pecker!!!! ta ladies be safe while I be around!!!!
Reply #755 Friday, December 15, 2006 5:05 AM
| T'will be more than a bit o' blushin' ye'll be doin' if ye gits ta sittin' on Santa's knee this year. I 'ears 'e be askin' tha wimmin fer a bit o' kissin' n' cuddlin' afore 'e be 'andin' o'er thar presents like. I did mention to 'im 'bout 'avin' ta wear he's trousers, but 'e says 'em be at tha cleaners...so p'raps ta save yeself a beetroot blush, mebbe ye could give our Santa a spare pair fer e's present |
what them things called ta men uses on ta women ta lock their pretty fannies away? well I be findin one o em fer tawoods pecker!!!! ta ladies be safe while I be around!!!!
Dr Guy
Reply #756 Friday, December 15, 2006 8:28 AM
Aye, me appologies Mistress Jenny. I'll curb my salty tongue.
Reply #756 Friday, December 15, 2006 8:28 AM
| seems I kin still blush!!! |
Aye, me appologies Mistress Jenny. I'll curb my salty tongue.
jennifer1
Reply #757 Sunday, December 17, 2006 6:50 AM
ahhh First Mate guy - ye be such a charmin' old salt!
Now ye behaving or ta nurse - she be washin ye mouth out wit carbolic soap!
Reply #757 Sunday, December 17, 2006 6:50 AM
| Aye, me appologies Mistress Jenny. I'll curb my salty tongue. |
ahhh First Mate guy - ye be such a charmin' old salt!
Now ye behaving or ta nurse - she be washin ye mouth out wit carbolic soap!
tawoods
Reply #758 Sunday, December 17, 2006 12:24 PM
Aye...me be a thinkin' that thar was in 'es stach too that got Ole Pecky so excited like
Reply #758 Sunday, December 17, 2006 12:24 PM
Now ye behaving or ta nurse - she be washin ye mouth out wit carbolic soap! |
Aye...me be a thinkin' that thar was in 'es stach too that got Ole Pecky so excited like
jennifer1
Reply #759 Sunday, December 17, 2006 1:01 PM
aaarghh we now be on ta serious business now of cracking stardock while they be tired workin long hours for christmas.....ye be forgettin bout First mate guys stash like fer now! and start snorin inta ta sails alongs with the FM Guy and get this ere bucket movin, for ta capt be tellin me ta whip ye like ta scurvy dog ye be!
Pecky that goes fer ye toooo! stop fartin inta ta wind fart into ta sails!!!
Reply #759 Sunday, December 17, 2006 1:01 PM
| Aye...me be a thinkin' that thar was in 'es stach too that got Ole Pecky so excited like |
aaarghh we now be on ta serious business now of cracking stardock while they be tired workin long hours for christmas.....ye be forgettin bout First mate guys stash like fer now! and start snorin inta ta sails alongs with the FM Guy and get this ere bucket movin, for ta capt be tellin me ta whip ye like ta scurvy dog ye be!
Pecky that goes fer ye toooo! stop fartin inta ta wind fart into ta sails!!!
tawoods
Reply #760 Sunday, December 17, 2006 3:17 PM
Reply #760 Sunday, December 17, 2006 3:17 PM
AYE AYE Mistress Jenny, ye best be grabbin' hold ta Wheel we bee goin' to Stardock as quick as ye please 
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Reply #741 Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:34 AM
That 'appened when I decided I didn' wanna see any o' ye nekkid. Tha wenches mightn't 'urt me eyes none.....but that thar Dr Guy n' tawoods 'd certainly make I wanna wear a blindfold.