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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #462 Friday, September 29, 2006 8:02 AM
Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name?
Reply #462 Friday, September 29, 2006 8:02 AM
| 'ears on the vine that us might be gettin' another crew member who be knowed as seldomdeen |
Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name?
jennifer1
Reply #463 Friday, September 29, 2006 8:22 AM
ye be so quick like doc!
Reply #463 Friday, September 29, 2006 8:22 AM
| Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name? |
ye be so quick like doc!
starkers
Reply #464 Saturday, September 30, 2006 12:07 PM
Dunno why 'e chose a name like thaaat....I sees alot of 'im about....just not 'ere. Me thinks us'll 'ave ter fetch 'im aboard me 'earties.. .assemble tha press gang, first mate Guy, an' we'll go bring 'im back...kickin' n' screamin' if needs be.
An' Mistress Jennifer, I be glad ta see ye tryin' ta recruit new crew members on thaaat other thread...t'would be good to 'ave Fairyy~ aboard.
Reply #464 Saturday, September 30, 2006 12:07 PM
| Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name? |
Dunno why 'e chose a name like thaaat....I sees alot of 'im about....just not 'ere. Me thinks us'll 'ave ter fetch 'im aboard me 'earties.. .assemble tha press gang, first mate Guy, an' we'll go bring 'im back...kickin' n' screamin' if needs be.
An' Mistress Jennifer, I be glad ta see ye tryin' ta recruit new crew members on thaaat other thread...t'would be good to 'ave Fairyy~ aboard.
starkers
Reply #465 Sunday, October 1, 2006 8:11 AM
Reply #465 Sunday, October 1, 2006 8:11 AM
I be totally over the moon....my beloved Brisbane Broncos won the National Rugby League Grand Final by seven points, in a tough, hard fought game. WOOOOOHOOOOO 
YIPEE WHOOOP, WHOOP WOWEE!!!!
Now I be orf ta celerbrate wiv a cuppa tea n' a scone.
YIPEE WHOOOP, WHOOP WOWEE!!!!Now I be orf ta celerbrate wiv a cuppa tea n' a scone.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #466 Sunday, October 1, 2006 8:34 AM
Reply #466 Sunday, October 1, 2006 8:34 AM
| Fuzzy feller 'ad jumped ship |
| Who be this fuzzy fella ye be speakin' on capt |
Arrr, ye lubbers berra beware o' Cap'n Spanky, for 'e'll purra curse o' woodworm in yer peg legs arrr.
The Cap'n an' ee's mateys visited the old Chocolate Planet to rape an' pillage an' nibble the wenches' chocolate coatings till they weren't maidens no more, arrr.
The Cap'n still has 'is dungeon o' chains an' 'andcuffs arrr Spanky by name an' spanky by naturrrr, arrrrrr...
arrr, plus a special white uniform with lots o' straps an' buckles to fit all sizes, arrr....
jennifer1
Reply #467 Sunday, October 1, 2006 8:36 AM
ye be goin' soft in ta head like? cuppa tea n' scone? *klonks the capt' round tha 'ead* I 'opes ye be puttin' a wee dram o som'tin' else in wit it?
Ay tha Fairyy be a good un ta be bringin' on board she be lootin Stardock already an walked away wit a treasure chest of loot, I be not sure mind bout ta technology we be lookin fer, I ave yet ta find out like if she has been at our pot o gold like!
Reply #467 Sunday, October 1, 2006 8:36 AM
| Now I be orf ta celerbrate wiv a cuppa tea n' a scone. |
ye be goin' soft in ta head like? cuppa tea n' scone? *klonks the capt' round tha 'ead* I 'opes ye be puttin' a wee dram o som'tin' else in wit it?
Ay tha Fairyy be a good un ta be bringin' on board she be lootin Stardock already an walked away wit a treasure chest of loot, I be not sure mind bout ta technology we be lookin fer, I ave yet ta find out like if she has been at our pot o gold like!
seldomseen
Reply #468 Sunday, October 1, 2006 2:21 PM
AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!!
Reply #468 Sunday, October 1, 2006 2:21 PM
| Me thinks us'll 'ave ter fetch 'im aboard me 'earties.. .assemble tha press gang, first mate Guy, an' we'll go bring 'im back...kickin' n' screamin' if needs be. |
AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!!
jennifer1
Reply #469 Sunday, October 1, 2006 2:30 PM
aaargh capt'n look 'ere it be seldom seen, he be on board now! Took 'is bleerry time gettin 'ere didn't 'e?
Ay 'e be lookin' set fer serious piratin' work! *flicks ta cat o 9 tails above seldoms 'ead* Tis a good one we ave on board.
Reply #469 Sunday, October 1, 2006 2:30 PM
| AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!! |
aaargh capt'n look 'ere it be seldom seen, he be on board now! Took 'is bleerry time gettin 'ere didn't 'e?
Ay 'e be lookin' set fer serious piratin' work! *flicks ta cat o 9 tails above seldoms 'ead* Tis a good one we ave on board.
starkers
Reply #470 Monday, October 2, 2006 12:35 AM
Us prefers leather or rubber uniforms ourselves, they 'aves a more sweaty an' sadistic appeal...an' they looks better on them busty wenches us 'aves aboard.
'Owever, Cap'n Spanky, we be glad ta see ye 'as joined the fleet agin, wiv yer own ship n' all. Now what be she called, 'The Chocolate Raider'?
Ye'd makes fer a good pa-artner ta Mistress Jennifer....her likes all them tools o' discipline n' torture fer keepin' unruly swabs in 'and. So if ye 'as any troubles gettin' yer crew ta go on a chocklit raid, just send a hoy, and us'll send 'er o'er to 'e wiv cat o' nine at the ready.
The cap'n be a non-swillin' teetotaller these days....cos it were ne'er a wee dram he could stop at. Ol' Cap'n starkers use ta spend too much of he's booty on grog an' near sunk the fleet cos there were no treasure ta pay fer the repairs, so 'e clevered up an' put all 'is booty inta technology fer ta keep the fleet afloat. Asides, somebody 'as ta keep a clear n' sober 'ead so's we don't run aground an' git stuck wiv all them thar landlubbers.
Now that be a fine way ta git thee self aboard....all full o' sas n' spunk, like. Now that be what we bin needin' around 'ere, a sea dog wiv a salty tongue ta 'elp liven up tha paaarty. Ye be a sight for sore eyes, seldomseem, but welcome aboard an' feel free ta let yer 'air down....we sails under tha Jolly Roger, ye knows, an' it not be called JOLLY fer nuffin'.
Reply #470 Monday, October 2, 2006 12:35 AM
| arrr, plus a special white uniform with lots o' straps an' buckles to fit all sizes, arrr.... |
Us prefers leather or rubber uniforms ourselves, they 'aves a more sweaty an' sadistic appeal...an' they looks better on them busty wenches us 'aves aboard.
'Owever, Cap'n Spanky, we be glad ta see ye 'as joined the fleet agin, wiv yer own ship n' all. Now what be she called, 'The Chocolate Raider'?| The Cap'n still has 'is dungeon o' chains an' 'andcuffs arrr Spanky by name an' spanky by naturrrr, arrrrrr... |
Ye'd makes fer a good pa-artner ta Mistress Jennifer....her likes all them tools o' discipline n' torture fer keepin' unruly swabs in 'and. So if ye 'as any troubles gettin' yer crew ta go on a chocklit raid, just send a hoy, and us'll send 'er o'er to 'e wiv cat o' nine at the ready.
| ye be goin' soft in ta head like? cuppa tea n' scone? *klonks the capt' round tha 'ead* I 'opes ye be puttin' a wee dram o som'tin' else in wit it? |
The cap'n be a non-swillin' teetotaller these days....cos it were ne'er a wee dram he could stop at. Ol' Cap'n starkers use ta spend too much of he's booty on grog an' near sunk the fleet cos there were no treasure ta pay fer the repairs, so 'e clevered up an' put all 'is booty inta technology fer ta keep the fleet afloat. Asides, somebody 'as ta keep a clear n' sober 'ead so's we don't run aground an' git stuck wiv all them thar landlubbers.
| AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!! |
Now that be a fine way ta git thee self aboard....all full o' sas n' spunk, like. Now that be what we bin needin' around 'ere, a sea dog wiv a salty tongue ta 'elp liven up tha paaarty. Ye be a sight for sore eyes, seldomseem, but welcome aboard an' feel free ta let yer 'air down....we sails under tha Jolly Roger, ye knows, an' it not be called JOLLY fer nuffin'.
Dr Guy
Reply #471 Monday, October 2, 2006 8:37 AM
Aye,he has spunk that seldomseen bloke! He be a fine addition to the crew.
Reply #471 Monday, October 2, 2006 8:37 AM
| AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!! |
Aye,he has spunk that seldomseen bloke! He be a fine addition to the crew.
seldomseen
Reply #472 Monday, October 2, 2006 8:55 AM
Reply #472 Monday, October 2, 2006 8:55 AM
AARRRrrr ... needs me java, I does... red sky this mornin', sailor tyke warnin'... bleedin' parrot must'v slepped in me pie-hole...FAUGH!! ... AARGH! ... [gutterballs his way t' th' galley] Where's that shameless excuse for a pot-rattlin' galley slave?! I'll 'ave 'is guts fer garters, I will! Where's me fatback 'n' scrapple, bye gar?!! WAUGH! ACCHH! [farts horrendously, damp and crepuscular-like] Bloody paint-peeler, that was... Best be hangin' me arse from th' fantail fr a spell, give th' poxy gulls som' mornin' vittles...
Dr Guy
Reply #473 Monday, October 2, 2006 9:22 AM
We had ta keel haul one o' the cooks as he could fix nothing but cheese sandwiches. Ta other seems to have jumped ship.
Reply #473 Monday, October 2, 2006 9:22 AM
| Where's that shameless excuse for a pot-rattlin' galley slave?! |
We had ta keel haul one o' the cooks as he could fix nothing but cheese sandwiches. Ta other seems to have jumped ship.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #474 Monday, October 2, 2006 1:09 PM
Reply #474 Monday, October 2, 2006 1:09 PM
| Ye'd makes fer a good pa-artner ta Mistress Jennifer....her likes all them tools o' discipline n' torture fer keepin' unruly swabs in 'and. So if ye 'as any troubles gettin' yer crew ta go on a chocklit raid, just send a hoy, and us'll send 'er o'er to 'e wiv cat o' nine at the ready. |
Arrr, sounds loiks'a handy wench, arrr. Be it she oi' sees 'bout hoistin' mi jolly roger? arrr...
starkers
Reply #475 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 2:27 AM
That be it, it be! Both you n' Gorg be banned frum them thar baked beans the galley wench be preparin'. Last time Gorg near burned tha sails to a crisp....and we'll 'ave no paint peelin' goin' on 'round 'ere. It be 'ard enuff ta git them scurvy swabs ta scrub tha decks, so I tell 'e us 'aves no need fer repaintin' stuff aboard this 'ere vessel.
'Owever, seldomseen, if us e'er needs fer some xtra git up n' go when the wind won't blow, us'll 'ave ye hang yer arse in tha waAter orf the rudder. Arrrrghhh, that'd make this ol' BaArk like one o' them thar new fangled jet ski thingemegigs...there'd be no booty laden trader that'd out-run us then.
I'll 'ave ye know Cap'n Spanky, Mistress Jennifer be not a wench...her be's a fine officer wiv the 'ighest credentials in cat o' ninery n' crew discipline, an asset fer any cap'n wiv a motley crew like this bunch o' ruffian sea dogs I 'aves 'ere ...not that I'd e'r be wivout 'em.
Reply #475 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 2:27 AM
| [farts horrendously, damp and crepuscular-like] Bloody paint-peeler, that was... |
That be it, it be! Both you n' Gorg be banned frum them thar baked beans the galley wench be preparin'. Last time Gorg near burned tha sails to a crisp....and we'll 'ave no paint peelin' goin' on 'round 'ere. It be 'ard enuff ta git them scurvy swabs ta scrub tha decks, so I tell 'e us 'aves no need fer repaintin' stuff aboard this 'ere vessel.
'Owever, seldomseen, if us e'er needs fer some xtra git up n' go when the wind won't blow, us'll 'ave ye hang yer arse in tha waAter orf the rudder. Arrrrghhh, that'd make this ol' BaArk like one o' them thar new fangled jet ski thingemegigs...there'd be no booty laden trader that'd out-run us then.
| Arrr, sounds loiks'a handy wench, arrr. |
I'll 'ave ye know Cap'n Spanky, Mistress Jennifer be not a wench...her be's a fine officer wiv the 'ighest credentials in cat o' ninery n' crew discipline, an asset fer any cap'n wiv a motley crew like this bunch o' ruffian sea dogs I 'aves 'ere ...not that I'd e'r be wivout 'em.
jennifer1
Reply #476 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:29 AM
Arr Cap't Spanky ye ol devil, now i be knowin who ye be! Aye tis a right time ye and ye crew be givin ta wimen!
Any ye men be steppin' outta line like - ye be sendin' im t' me an' I be givin him the cat and thumbscrews like 'e nere felt before!
I be takin no crap from no man! I be beatin' ta shyte outta im that be givin' me lip! Ye be tellin ye men they be mindin' their manners like!
aaargh
Reply #476 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:29 AM
| The Cap'n an' ee's mateys visited the old Chocolate Planet to rape an' pillage an' nibble the wenches' chocolate coatings till they weren't maidens no more, arrr. |
Arr Cap't Spanky ye ol devil, now i be knowin who ye be! Aye tis a right time ye and ye crew be givin ta wimen!
Any ye men be steppin' outta line like - ye be sendin' im t' me an' I be givin him the cat and thumbscrews like 'e nere felt before!
I be takin no crap from no man! I be beatin' ta shyte outta im that be givin' me lip! Ye be tellin ye men they be mindin' their manners like!
aaargh
seldomseen
Reply #477 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 7:16 AM
??!! Is't not that pesky louse wot hides in t'woods o' Baluchistan after th' crashin' 'n' bombin's he caused Sep 11th?! Wot then...'as he 'ad a sex-change whilst buggerin' about in them caves w' naught but men about fr comfort 'n' companionship?! Waugh! AArrrh...
Best be ridden th' worl' o' th' likes o' him...
'twere be done, best be done quickly!'
[a thousand pardons to th' bard for quotin' th' last]
Reply #477 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 7:16 AM
| booty laden |
??!! Is't not that pesky louse wot hides in t'woods o' Baluchistan after th' crashin' 'n' bombin's he caused Sep 11th?! Wot then...'as he 'ad a sex-change whilst buggerin' about in them caves w' naught but men about fr comfort 'n' companionship?! Waugh! AArrrh...
Best be ridden th' worl' o' th' likes o' him...
'twere be done, best be done quickly!'[a thousand pardons to th' bard for quotin' th' last]
Dr Guy
Reply #478 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 7:56 AM
Aye, ye been 'earin bout the coward in a missy dress!
Reply #478 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 7:56 AM
| ??!! Is't not that pesky louse wot hides in t'woods o' Baluchistan after th' crashin' 'n' bombin's he caused Sep 11th?! Wot then...'as he 'ad a sex-change whilst buggerin' about in them caves w' naught but men about fr comfort 'n' companionship?! Waugh! AArrrh... |
Aye, ye been 'earin bout the coward in a missy dress!
Aye, but It'll not be 
wot they expect! 
starkers
Reply #480 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 3:41 PM
Nope, booty laden be no relation ta them thar varmints. It be meanin' full o' treasure, not full o' shite, like that thar brood o' recalcitrant cave dwellers.
Reply #480 Tuesday, October 3, 2006 3:41 PM
??!! Is't not that pesky louse wot hides in t'woods o' Baluchistan after th' crashin' 'n' bombin's he caused Sep 11th? |
Nope, booty laden be no relation ta them thar varmints. It be meanin' full o' treasure, not full o' shite, like that thar brood o' recalcitrant cave dwellers.
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Reply #461 Friday, September 29, 2006 2:36 AM
I knows you be 'ere...it be them others who be sciving orf ta misbe'ave n' shirk their duties. So if ye can steer yer way clear between hiccups ta give 'em all a good bollockin', I'd be much appreciatin' it. Us'll be needin' all 'ands on deck if we ta be lootin' more o' them Froggie traders.
I 'ears on the vine that us might be gettin' another crew member who be knowed as seldomdeen...I 'opes 'e can find us alright, or us'll 'ave ta go ashore n' bring 'im aboard ourselves.