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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Ionolast
Reply #362 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 11:41 AM
You misunderstand. There's only one way you can get him back. It'll take several hours, and it won't be pretty.
Reply #362 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 11:41 AM
| Now be unhandin' Pecky Parrot un'armed ye scoundrel! |
You misunderstand. There's only one way you can get him back. It'll take several hours, and it won't be pretty.
Dr Guy
Reply #363 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:09 PM
My cutlass not be a surgeon's scalpel.
Reply #363 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:09 PM
| It'll take several hours, and it won't be pretty. |
My cutlass not be a surgeon's scalpel.
jennifer1
Reply #364 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:55 PM
ye be a wicked an evil man. Tis not anythin that make me cry! But 'urtin an animal?
ye evil evil orrible man! Capt'n Starker and is missus be cuttin ye up into piece now!
Reply #364 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:55 PM
| You misunderstand. There's only one way you can get him back. It'll take several hours, and it won't be pretty. |
ye be a wicked an evil man. Tis not anythin that make me cry! But 'urtin an animal?
ye evil evil orrible man! Capt'n Starker and is missus be cuttin ye up into piece now!
jennifer1
Reply #365 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:58 PM
Reply #365 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:58 PM
oooooh i know what we can do! we can page back an erase this ere evil man!
gwammphhhhh
gwammphhhhh
Ionolast
Reply #366 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:50 PM
I don't know how I got aboard, anyway.
Reply #366 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:50 PM
| oooooh i know what we can do! we can page back an erase this ere evil man! |
I don't know how I got aboard, anyway.
starkers
Reply #367 Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:42 AM
Arrrrghhh!!! With a bit o' quick thinkin' I extricated meself from that one....I not be cap'n fer nuthin' ye knows. I tells me missus that the crew weren't makin' them French lassies feel too welcome, and as cap'n I 'ad ta set 'em a better example by showin' em there be no difference to them French wenches and them others they so 'appily 'ops in the bath wiv.
Her swallered that one 'ook line n' sinker, so the bathroom no longer be orf limits to me. Still, I knows 'ow ta behave meself like a gentleman and it'll be just like winder shoppin' I sees no 'arm in gettin' an appertite while I be out....so long as I eats at 'ome
You n' me both!! I 'ad a couple o' wenches in an 'orspital do that 'ose thing to me once...I swears never ever agin. It were worse than when Black 'eart Dan shot me arse full o' lead
Now that be yer first mistake....Pecky'll be eatin' ye away frum the insides if ye don't let 'im out now....and I'll tell ye now, that'll be an 'orrible way ta go.
And if ye 'arms a single 'air o' that sweet pooches 'ead, (he be our ship's mascot) I'll maroon ye on a blood soaked cork and leave ye fer the sharks. Oh, and bosun, ye'll 'ave ta toss in some o' them undegestion tablets fer 'em as well....I hears them Froggies upsets sharks stumacks some. (must be the garlic n' snails)
And ye won't know 'ow ye got orf either....us'll blindfold 'e first
****now back ta the bathroom...I 'ears there be a fullsome French wench in there with 'er toe stuck in the plug'ole. That be me excuse an' I be stickin' to it. ****
Reply #367 Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:42 AM
| oohh aargghh ye best be more careful then, afore long ta missus be tying you over a barrel and bringin out tha thar thingymajiggy she uses to flush ye bottom out! bein as she be thinkin ye be full o crap now! |
Arrrrghhh!!! With a bit o' quick thinkin' I extricated meself from that one....I not be cap'n fer nuthin' ye knows. I tells me missus that the crew weren't makin' them French lassies feel too welcome, and as cap'n I 'ad ta set 'em a better example by showin' em there be no difference to them French wenches and them others they so 'appily 'ops in the bath wiv.
Her swallered that one 'ook line n' sinker, so the bathroom no longer be orf limits to me. Still, I knows 'ow ta behave meself like a gentleman and it'll be just like winder shoppin' I sees no 'arm in gettin' an appertite while I be out....so long as I eats at 'ome
| dang capt'n I be feelin right pukey now! *looks green in the face from too much imagination* |
You n' me both!! I 'ad a couple o' wenches in an 'orspital do that 'ose thing to me once...I swears never ever agin. It were worse than when Black 'eart Dan shot me arse full o' lead
| My mouth was full of parrot. Very tasty. Release me now or zee mongrel will be next. |
Now that be yer first mistake....Pecky'll be eatin' ye away frum the insides if ye don't let 'im out now....and I'll tell ye now, that'll be an 'orrible way ta go.
And if ye 'arms a single 'air o' that sweet pooches 'ead, (he be our ship's mascot) I'll maroon ye on a blood soaked cork and leave ye fer the sharks. Oh, and bosun, ye'll 'ave ta toss in some o' them undegestion tablets fer 'em as well....I hears them Froggies upsets sharks stumacks some. (must be the garlic n' snails)
| I don't know how I got aboard, anyway. |
And ye won't know 'ow ye got orf either....us'll blindfold 'e first
****now back ta the bathroom...I 'ears there be a fullsome French wench in there with 'er toe stuck in the plug'ole. That be me excuse an' I be stickin' to it.
****
Dr Guy
Reply #368 Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:16 AM
Aye, ye be Shanghaied be my guess. What be the last thing ye remember afore waking up on board? If it was some lovely lady feeding you grog, I think Mistress Jenny might have some splaining to do.
Reply #368 Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:16 AM
| I don't know how I got aboard, anyway. |
Aye, ye be Shanghaied be my guess. What be the last thing ye remember afore waking up on board? If it was some lovely lady feeding you grog, I think Mistress Jenny might have some splaining to do.
jennifer1
Reply #369 Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:06 AM
Ye scurvey dog ye, givin away me secrets!
Reply #369 Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:06 AM
| I think Mistress Jenny might have some splaining to do. |
Ye scurvey dog ye, givin away me secrets!
starkers
Reply #370 Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:20 AM
Nope, that not be it! Mistress Jennifer 'ad nought ta do wiv 'im bein' board!
It were somethin' like 'ow curiosity killed the cat.....he couldn't mind 'is own bisniss and 'ad ter come over 'ere ta see if there were more debauchery going on 'ere than over on 'is own bucket.
Now if 'e had bin able ta mind 'is own bisniss, 'e wouldn've 'ad Pecky peckin' at 'is particulars...or me missus lashin' 'is arse wiv the cat 'o ten when he wouldn' cough 'im up. Cat o' ten I 'ears ye ask....be the same as a cat o' nine, just 'urts more. (I thinks her got it frum Spinal Tap...'ow 11 be louder than 10)
He would've bin better orf stayin' on 'is own vessel, though us probably woulda took it over any'ow. And it also settles that myth 'bout them Froggies bein' the best lovers...since them French wenches came aboard, they've 'ad real smiles on their faces and be sayin' our blokes are true gentlemen, that now they spits on them Frog dogs.
I knows we 'as plenty o' cabin games goin' on, but ye all needs ta git more fresh air, and if the weather be kind to us, I'd like ta see more deck games bein' played as well ....wench basketball sounds good, maybe even a bit o' mud wrestlin' is us can git some dirt next time we is ashore.
***now back ta the bathroom....think that be where I left the Cap'ns Log****
Reply #370 Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:20 AM
| I think Mistress Jenny might have some splaining to do. |
Nope, that not be it! Mistress Jennifer 'ad nought ta do wiv 'im bein' board!
It were somethin' like 'ow curiosity killed the cat.....he couldn't mind 'is own bisniss and 'ad ter come over 'ere ta see if there were more debauchery going on 'ere than over on 'is own bucket.
Now if 'e had bin able ta mind 'is own bisniss, 'e wouldn've 'ad Pecky peckin' at 'is particulars...or me missus lashin' 'is arse wiv the cat 'o ten when he wouldn' cough 'im up. Cat o' ten I 'ears ye ask....be the same as a cat o' nine, just 'urts more. (I thinks her got it frum Spinal Tap...'ow 11 be louder than 10
)He would've bin better orf stayin' on 'is own vessel, though us probably woulda took it over any'ow. And it also settles that myth 'bout them Froggies bein' the best lovers...since them French wenches came aboard, they've 'ad real smiles on their faces and be sayin' our blokes are true gentlemen, that now they spits on them Frog dogs.
I knows we 'as plenty o' cabin games goin' on, but ye all needs ta git more fresh air, and if the weather be kind to us, I'd like ta see more deck games bein' played as well ....wench basketball sounds good, maybe even a bit o' mud wrestlin' is us can git some dirt next time we is ashore.
***now back ta the bathroom....think that be where I left the Cap'ns Log
****
jennifer1
Reply #371 Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:07 AM
Capt'n me opes ye be not thinkin o tossin ta wimmen 'bout!
They be lashin back an' bouncin jellybeans over ta deck! Tha' be a sight 'n all!
Reply #371 Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:07 AM
| wench basketball sounds good |
Capt'n me opes ye be not thinkin o tossin ta wimmen 'bout!
They be lashin back an' bouncin jellybeans over ta deck! Tha' be a sight 'n all!
jennifer1
Reply #372 Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:11 AM
Reply #372 Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:11 AM
Trainee capt'n Guy me thinks Icono has slunk off ta ship wi is tail between is legs?
Dr Guy
Reply #373 Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:25 AM
Gentlemen? OUr men be getting soft then! Best to set sail before they start suppin tea with raised pinkie!
And if the frogs be neither fighters nor lovers, what good be they cept mayhaps shark bait?
If what Capt'n Starkers say be true, I doubt we see his face in these parts again.
Reply #373 Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:25 AM
| And it also settles that myth 'bout them Froggies bein' the best lovers...since them French wenches came aboard, they've 'ad real smiles on their faces and be sayin' our blokes are true gentlemen, that now they spits on them Frog dogs. |
Gentlemen? OUr men be getting soft then! Best to set sail before they start suppin tea with raised pinkie!
And if the frogs be neither fighters nor lovers, what good be they cept mayhaps shark bait?
| Trainee capt'n Guy me thinks Icono has slunk off ta ship wi is tail between is legs? |
If what Capt'n Starkers say be true, I doubt we see his face in these parts again.
starkers
Reply #374 Thursday, August 31, 2006 11:03 PM
Nah, not I....tossin wimmin about be what them Froggies do, 'an why them French wenches is 'appier over 'ere. What I likes ta see be a bit o' friendly sport....and to me, wench basketball be like poetry in motion.
Now I didn't say 'em was angels...just more considerate o' the wenches than them Froggies. While them Froggies is down there kissin' n' lickin' their toes, our blokes be up there where it counts...talkin' to 'em like they'm real wimmin.
That be true First Mate Guy, but we 'ad better garnish 'em wiv plenty o' antacid ta keep them animal welfare lot off our backs fer feedin' them poor sharks food that'll make 'em ill.
Now Mistress Jennifer, be ye one fer wench basketball or sumthin' more sedate like shuffleboard? If it be the latter, an ice hockey goalie give me 'is protective get up...just in case ye gets carried away.
Reply #374 Thursday, August 31, 2006 11:03 PM
Capt'n me opes ye be not thinkin o tossin ta wimmen 'bout! They be lashin back an' bouncin jellybeans over ta deck! Tha' be a sight 'n all! |
Nah, not I....tossin wimmin about be what them Froggies do, 'an why them French wenches is 'appier over 'ere. What I likes ta see be a bit o' friendly sport....and to me, wench basketball be like poetry in motion.
| Gentlemen? OUr men be getting soft then! Best to set sail before they start suppin tea with raised pinkie! |
Now I didn't say 'em was angels...just more considerate o' the wenches than them Froggies. While them Froggies is down there kissin' n' lickin' their toes, our blokes be up there where it counts...talkin' to 'em like they'm real wimmin.
| And if the frogs be neither fighters nor lovers, what good be they cept mayhaps shark bait? |
That be true First Mate Guy, but we 'ad better garnish 'em wiv plenty o' antacid ta keep them animal welfare lot off our backs fer feedin' them poor sharks food that'll make 'em ill.
Now Mistress Jennifer, be ye one fer wench basketball or sumthin' more sedate like shuffleboard? If it be the latter, an ice hockey goalie give me 'is protective get up...just in case ye gets carried away.
Dr Guy
Reply #375 Friday, September 1, 2006 7:59 AM
Aye, them Peta people be a cranky lot! Like to had me 'ead for steppin on a cock roach. Just because his name be Marcel......
Reply #375 Friday, September 1, 2006 7:59 AM
| That be true First Mate Guy, but we 'ad better garnish 'em wiv plenty o' antacid ta keep them animal welfare lot off our backs fer feedin' them poor sharks food that'll make 'em ill. |
Aye, them Peta people be a cranky lot! Like to had me 'ead for steppin on a cock roach. Just because his name be Marcel......
jennifer1
Reply #376 Friday, September 1, 2006 8:56 AM
Reply #376 Friday, September 1, 2006 8:56 AM
Capt'n Starkers I be hearin in ta tavern Blackbeard be in ta cove yonder, we be makin a visit there?
starkers
Reply #377 Saturday, September 2, 2006 9:03 PM
Reply #377 Saturday, September 2, 2006 9:03 PM
Bad situation got the better of me, don't reckon I'll be around for a while.
https://forums.wincustomize.com/?forumid=24&aid=128159#996784.....last couple of entries explains it.
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https://forums.wincustomize.com/?forumid=24&aid=128159#996784.....last couple of entries explains it.
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starkers
Reply #378 Friday, September 8, 2006 11:52 AM
Reply #378 Friday, September 8, 2006 11:52 AM
Hmmmph.....I takes a much needed rest and the place goes ta pot. 
There be no decks swabbed, the bilge be full o dirty waaater an' the sails be not unfurled. Oh well if this bucket don't run in me absence, best the admins scuttle 'er as Davy Jones' locker awaits ta be 'er watery grave
There ya go GuyPC, maybe ye'll get yer lockin' wish after all.....nought escapes Davy Jones' locker once it be in there.
As Metallica once lamented....'Sad but True'
****I'll be orf, then****
There be no decks swabbed, the bilge be full o dirty waaater an' the sails be not unfurled. Oh well if this bucket don't run in me absence, best the admins scuttle 'er as Davy Jones' locker awaits ta be 'er watery grave
There ya go GuyPC, maybe ye'll get yer lockin' wish after all.....nought escapes Davy Jones' locker once it be in there.
As Metallica once lamented....'Sad but True'
****I'll be orf, then****
Dr Guy
Reply #380 Friday, September 8, 2006 12:23 PM
Reply #380 Friday, September 8, 2006 12:23 PM
Arrg, best get the mates back to work. You know what they say, when the capt'n's away, the crew does play!
Ok, Mistress Jenny, get that whip going. Time to get this crew back to work.
Ok, Mistress Jenny, get that whip going. Time to get this crew back to work.
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Reply #361 Tuesday, August 29, 2006 6:50 AM
ye as no chance, tha' thar' little pooch be more vicious than a tigress in 'eat!
ye frenchie bucket be full o 'oles now! It be on tow behind us, we be takin' it ta port ta make repairs, an' capt Starkers 'ere be findin ta new crew fer 'er.
Ye crew be in ta 'old, they be bound and gagged! Tonight we be avin fun wi' 'em, Capt'n Starkers be makin' 'em walk ta plank! feedin ta fishes is what we be doin tonight! gaaahummpphhh
Now be unhandin' Pecky Parrot un'armed ye scoundrel! Else I be slicin ye up an feedin ye to ta pooch!