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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #182 Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:03 PM
By Jove, I think you've got it!
Do you brew your own beer?
Reply #182 Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:03 PM
| If this post was created before theguypc had a blog site, that would mean it only exists on the forums right? In which case, wouldn't he only be receiving points for his posts, not all responses? I thought that was the way it used to work, although I could certainly be wrong, since I have two blog sites and have never actually written an article. |
By Jove, I think you've got it!
Do you brew your own beer?
starkers
Reply #183 Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:39 AM
Jafo...I'm leaving this one to you, seein' as how it's your baby to begin with and I'm now a teetotaller, on both counts.
But why, this is where the party's at - and parties & home brew go hand in hand, dontcha think!
Reply #183 Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:39 AM
| You still haven't explained how you know what cat's piss tastes like, you must have made a comparison somewhere |
| Start a new thread boys! |
Jafo
Reply #184 Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:49 AM
Reply #184 Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:49 AM
| Jafo...I'm leaving this one to you, seein' as how it's your baby to begin with and I'm now a teetotaller, on both counts. |
I remember English beer as watery and luke warm....with an aroma that smelled like a pub urinal. I remember commenting in the Dunnies one time that'd it be easier to just pour it straight into the urinal and avoid 'the middle man'....
starkers
Reply #185 Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:28 AM
Well there ya go, Fuzzy, that's as close an explanation as you're gonna get....doesn't quite address the cat's piss analogy but nonetheless is consistent with the urine theory.
Can't say I wholeheartedly agree, though....used to home brew John Bull Best Bitter about 5 years back (imported ingredient)...appropriately chilled 'twas quite a nice drop too.
But, but, but Jafo, mostly I brewed and drank Coopers Bitter at around 8% alc vol...just in case you thought I hadn't left my Pommie ways back in the Old Dart
Reply #185 Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:28 AM
| I remember English beer as watery and luke warm....with an aroma that smelled like a pub urinal. I remember commenting in the Dunnies one time that'd it be easier to just pour it straight into the urinal and avoid 'the middle man'.... |
Well there ya go, Fuzzy, that's as close an explanation as you're gonna get....doesn't quite address the cat's piss analogy but nonetheless is consistent with the urine theory.
Can't say I wholeheartedly agree, though....used to home brew John Bull Best Bitter about 5 years back (imported ingredient)...appropriately chilled 'twas quite a nice drop too.
But, but, but Jafo, mostly I brewed and drank Coopers Bitter at around 8% alc vol...just in case you thought I hadn't left my Pommie ways back in the Old Dart
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #186 Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:35 AM
Reply #186 Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:35 AM
Still doesn't explain how you know what the taste is. I'll just assume you drink cat's piss because you have so little water
Demosthenes Locke
Reply #187 Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:37 AM
Reply #187 Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:37 AM
I've never brewed my own beer, though fortunately that's not a prerequisite for drinking it. Has anyone ever had a barley wine? Those have some kick, most around 10%. They're really heavy, though, so it's tough to drink it fast enough to really end up on the floor.
Dr Guy
Reply #188 Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:46 AM
Reply #188 Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:46 AM
| Has anyone ever had a barley wine? |
What does it taste like?
starkers
Reply #189 Thursday, July 20, 2006 2:47 PM
Actually I don't....closest I came was when some smart alec decided to recycle some of his beer into my stubby once. Lucky for him the smirk on his face and warm glass tipped me off and he only wore it, rather than having to swallow it himself, stubby 'n all. Practical jokes are one thing but I have zero tolerance for that sort of thing.
Oh, and you of course know the reason you should never ass-u-me.
Yep, my Great Grandmother on my mother's side used to make it....was around 13 - 14 and wasn't supposed to, but yeah, I sampled a bottle or two, along with some of her blackberry wine, elderberry wine, dandelion & burdock wine. You know, the typical kid, the more I wasn't supposed to have something, the more I was curious and wanted it, so every so often I'd sneak a bit here and a bit there, that is until it was noticed some was unaccounted for, and my glassy eyes betryayed the 'but it wasn't me' story I expected her to believe. She may have looked like a frail old lady in her seventies, but she sure could pack a wallop....which I remember more distinctly than how the wine tasted
Reply #189 Thursday, July 20, 2006 2:47 PM
| Still doesn't explain how you know what the taste is. I'll just assume you drink cat's piss because you have so little water |
Actually I don't....closest I came was when some smart alec decided to recycle some of his beer into my stubby once. Lucky for him the smirk on his face and warm glass tipped me off and he only wore it, rather than having to swallow it himself, stubby 'n all. Practical jokes are one thing but I have zero tolerance for that sort of thing.
Oh, and you of course know the reason you should never ass-u-me.
| Has anyone ever had a barley wine? |
Yep, my Great Grandmother on my mother's side used to make it....was around 13 - 14 and wasn't supposed to, but yeah, I sampled a bottle or two, along with some of her blackberry wine, elderberry wine, dandelion & burdock wine. You know, the typical kid, the more I wasn't supposed to have something, the more I was curious and wanted it, so every so often I'd sneak a bit here and a bit there, that is until it was noticed some was unaccounted for, and my glassy eyes betryayed the 'but it wasn't me' story I expected her to believe. She may have looked like a frail old lady in her seventies, but she sure could pack a wallop.
...which I remember more distinctly than how the wine tasted
starkers
Reply #190 Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:21 AM
Orright, so where's this bloke (others) who was gonna ride this baby all the way to the bank...or was that the International School of Comedic Conspirators?
Just cos Captain PC fled what he saw as a sinking ship, don't mean we all gotta jump overboard and abandon it to pirates. Look, the cap'n scurried off in a lifeboat to the relative safety of a deserted island, so it's not like it'd amount to mutiny if we took command, patched the holes he left in the portside bow while escaping with the bilge rats, and kept sailin into the sunset.
So OhAaarrrGHHH, ya swabs, let's pump that bilge, scrub them decks, hoist them thar sails....
Oh, and Dr Guy, you can be first mate and in charge of the rum rations, plus the stash of grog in the hold the former cap'n must've been severely slippin' into when he made his first log entry
Reply #190 Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:21 AM
| I am making it my personal mission to keep this thread going as long as possible. |
Orright, so where's this bloke (others) who was gonna ride this baby all the way to the bank...or was that the International School of Comedic Conspirators?
Just cos Captain PC fled what he saw as a sinking ship, don't mean we all gotta jump overboard and abandon it to pirates. Look, the cap'n scurried off in a lifeboat to the relative safety of a deserted island, so it's not like it'd amount to mutiny if we took command, patched the holes he left in the portside bow while escaping with the bilge rats, and kept sailin into the sunset.
So OhAaarrrGHHH, ya swabs, let's pump that bilge, scrub them decks, hoist them thar sails....
Oh, and Dr Guy, you can be first mate and in charge of the rum rations, plus the stash of grog in the hold the former cap'n must've been severely slippin' into when he made his first log entry
Dr Guy
Reply #191 Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:50 AM
Aye, Aye {hic} Cap'n.
Reply #191 Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:50 AM
| Oh, and Dr Guy, you can be first mate and in charge of the rum rations, plus the stash of grog in the hold the former cap'n must've been severely slippin' into when he made his first log entry |
Aye, Aye {hic} Cap'n.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #192 Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:38 AM
Reply #192 Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:38 AM
I want to be in charge of keel-hauling, making people walk the plank, and spanking...
Oops, that last one crept in by mistake 
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #195 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:09 PM
I'm still here...I was just havin' a spot of rum in the cabin whilst you folks was arguing about your cat piss of choice!
Reply #195 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:09 PM
| Orright, so where's this bloke (others) who was gonna ride this baby all the way to the bank...or was that the International School of Comedic Conspirators? |
I'm still here...I was just havin' a spot of rum in the cabin whilst you folks was arguing about your cat piss of choice!
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #196 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:10 PM
Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night!
Reply #196 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:10 PM
| Oh, and Dr Guy, you can be first mate and in charge of the rum rations, plus the stash of grog in the hold the former cap'n must've been severely slippin' into when he made his first log entry |
Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night!
pseudosoldier
Reply #197 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:37 PM
Reply #197 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:37 PM
The OP created his blog on 9JUL06 and has not logged on since 11JUL06. He has not posted any articles.
I'm glad this was important to him.
I'm glad this was important to him.
starkers
Reply #198 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:48 PM
Alrighty with the cabin boys, not so sure 'bout the wenches tho....oh orright then, I'm past chasin' 'em up & down & around the deck anyhow.
That's fine, Fuzzy, and while yer at it, grab that cabin boy Randy, who thinks he's rather dandy, you rub his bum in red hot rum fer swipin' the First Mate's brandy. As fer the spankin', well you'll have to fight little whip cos she bagged them thar wenches fer herself.
Now we all know why ya wanna be one of those, Zubaz....ta go over little whip's knee fer a spankin' ev'ry so often. That's fine too, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue and wait yer turn.
I dunno, this cruise has turned kinky all of a sudden...p'raps this 'ol tub should be renamed: Twisted Sister (ships traditionally are female) or maybe Good Ship Lollipop.
And Dr Guy, you might wanna think about sobering up ASAP, it's your turn to steer and Fuzzy'll have ya walkin' the plank if yer drunk and hit too many potholes.
Reply #198 Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:48 PM
| Can i be in charge of the wenches and cabin boys? |
Alrighty with the cabin boys, not so sure 'bout the wenches tho....oh orright then, I'm past chasin' 'em up & down & around the deck anyhow.
| I want to be in charge of keel-hauling, making people walk the plank, and spanking... |
That's fine, Fuzzy, and while yer at it, grab that cabin boy Randy, who thinks he's rather dandy, you rub his bum in red hot rum fer swipin' the First Mate's brandy. As fer the spankin', well you'll have to fight little whip cos she bagged them thar wenches fer herself.
| Can I be a cabin boy? |
Now we all know why ya wanna be one of those, Zubaz....ta go over little whip's knee fer a spankin' ev'ry so often. That's fine too, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue and wait yer turn.
I dunno, this cruise has turned kinky all of a sudden...p'raps this 'ol tub should be renamed: Twisted Sister (ships traditionally are female) or maybe Good Ship Lollipop.
And Dr Guy, you might wanna think about sobering up ASAP, it's your turn to steer and Fuzzy'll have ya walkin' the plank if yer drunk and hit too many potholes.
starkers
Reply #199 Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:00 PM
Gidday Gid, nice of you to drop in while I was writing up the log....seems I'll have to make an extra entry now: "Pisspots drink rum rations, remember to go shopping at next port."
BTW: My younger brother was named Gideon, Gid for short, but sadly he's no longer with us....seeing your name reminds me of him, for the humour and cheekiness we shared.
Reply #199 Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:00 PM
| I'm still here...I was just havin' a spot of rum in the cabin whilst you folks was arguing about your cat piss of choice! Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night! |
Gidday Gid, nice of you to drop in while I was writing up the log....seems I'll have to make an extra entry now: "Pisspots drink rum rations, remember to go shopping at next port."
BTW: My younger brother was named Gideon, Gid for short, but sadly he's no longer with us....seeing your name reminds me of him, for the humour and cheekiness we shared.
Dr Guy
Reply #200 Saturday, July 22, 2006 3:00 PM
SHhhhhhhssshhh! You weren't suppose to tell!
Reply #200 Saturday, July 22, 2006 3:00 PM
| Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night! |
SHhhhhhhssshhh! You weren't suppose to tell!
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Reply #181 Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:00 PM