I need a joke today
I'll start
Tuesday, June 6, 2017 by BigDogBigFeet | Discussion: Life, the Universe and Everything
Signs seen at the restaurant workers' pep rally.
"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER THEY PICK IT"
"NO CRACK MINING AT THE KID'S MEAL STATION"
"PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE IN THE CARRY OUT BAGS"
"REMEMBER TO SMILE AND SAY WELCOME TO FLUFFY'S FOOT LONGS"
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Reply #208 Friday, July 14, 2023 12:04 AM
I’m going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me...but taller.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Reply #209 Thursday, July 27, 2023 8:40 PM
Old car worn out and thinking about buying a new one,
just keep the old one and go to therapy.
Aliens traveled thousands or even millions of light years to get to Earth and then crashed when they got here.
Reply #211 Tuesday, August 1, 2023 4:46 PM
Little boy asks his father!
Daddy, when is mothers day?
His father answers
9 months after fathers day
Reply #213 Friday, September 15, 2023 7:41 PM
[quote who="Aussie007" reply="212" id="3903141"]
Reply #215 Tuesday, October 10, 2023 10:09 PM
Tastes like heaven burns like hell.
Just manage it.
Reply #217 Monday, October 23, 2023 1:41 PM
There's a new car boat company called Electric Bath.
After you buy one you won't need ExLax.
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Reply #201 Thursday, July 13, 2023 11:36 PM