I need a joke today
I'll start
Tuesday, June 6, 2017 by BigDogBigFeet | Discussion: Life, the Universe and Everything
Signs seen at the restaurant workers' pep rally.
"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER THEY PICK IT"
"NO CRACK MINING AT THE KID'S MEAL STATION"
"PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE IN THE CARRY OUT BAGS"
"REMEMBER TO SMILE AND SAY WELCOME TO FLUFFY'S FOOT LONGS"
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Reply #182 Saturday, April 8, 2023 8:03 PM
How to put out an electric vehicle battery fire without wasting water.
Reply #183 Sunday, April 16, 2023 8:40 PM
The total combination of our intelligence has a 30 year half life.
Reply #184 Sunday, April 23, 2023 9:02 PM
The new penny jar.
Put one thousand pennies in a jar.
When you have a good day put a penny in the jar, when you have a bad day take a penny out of the jar.
When the jar is empty put one thousand pennies in the jar.
Reply #191 Tuesday, May 16, 2023 10:00 PM
Today's physics joke is called "spooky inaction at a distance".
Scientists in orbit around earth prepare two entangled photons, one will be measured vertically to get the spin up or down
at the laboratory in earth orbit. The other will be sent to star base Alpha Centauri 4.4 light years away for Fred to measure
vertically to get the spin up or down and send us the results in an email.
About 8.8 years later we receive Fred's email, the text of that email is in the spoiler below.
Which way is vertical we'll have to repeat the experiment.
Reply #192 Friday, May 19, 2023 7:50 PM
When talking to a chat bot that is trained to simulate human conversation,
how do you know you're not talking to a human pretending to be a chat bot?
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Reply #181 Thursday, April 6, 2023 1:16 AM