Is Santa Claus racist

Monday, December 21, 2015 by admiralWillyWilber | Discussion: Humor

I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn't bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he's not racists.

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admiralWillyWilber
Reply #41 Saturday, December 9, 2017 11:57 AM

Christmas bump!!

starkers
Reply #42 Sunday, December 10, 2017 5:01 AM

admiralWillyWilber

Christmas bump!!

What, we hoping to get pregnant for Christmas.... as in baby bump?  

Yup, it's amazing just how many babies are conceived at during the Xmas period.... all those late August early September births.

Nah, seriously, but hey, Xmas presents that cost nothing are a bonus, right?

admiralWillyWilber
Reply #43 Thursday, December 21, 2017 1:36 AM

But is it right when nick is only delivering presents to native americans to be politically correct. Deep down he must not like them since he only recently started delivering presents to them. After all i seen him deliver presents to aitheists. He doesnt even bothering to show up here to defend himself. Coward he is.

starkers
Reply #44 Thursday, December 21, 2017 1:56 AM

admiralWillyWilber

He doesnt even bothering to show up here to defend himself. Coward he is.

He's not gonna turn up here or anywhere else at this time of year.  Nope, he's too busy crossing off various twats, dropkicks and races off his Xmas list.... and one can safely say that you're gonna get eff all under the tree this year or next.  In fact, after calling him a coward, you'd be lucky to see eff all ever again.

epinelya
Reply #45 Thursday, December 21, 2017 7:10 AM

Santa is what we want / expect / wish him to be ...

RedneckDude
Reply #46 Thursday, December 21, 2017 11:18 AM

Personally, I have a problem with Santa's naughty list.

 

Hell, Santa is the naughtiest of all. He's always running around the globe with 3 ho's.  

gpensanti
Reply #47 Thursday, December 21, 2017 6:22 PM

Hmmm, as an 83 year old crumedieon, who has been using Stardock's programs for a long long time, I have this to say about Santa......."I don't give a diddly s..t who you are, get those damn sh...ten rain deer off my fu..in roof. 

That being said; due to the condition of the present world; I would love to have the innocence of youth so that I could believe in all the nonsense............it would be much more fun the "nonsense of todays reality".

And............my request would be; "the only thing I want laid under my Christmas Tree............is me".  A good way to thank Santa.................and give me a massive heart attack.  Life is good with Santa.......lol.

Uvah
Reply #48 Thursday, December 21, 2017 9:01 PM

Santa is real, just ask Anybody. 

starkers
Reply #49 Thursday, December 21, 2017 10:13 PM

As kids we had these Christmas jokes, given Santa's supposed name is Nicholas:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Nicholas

Nicholas who?

knickerless girls shouldn't climb trees.

..............................................................................

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Nicholas

Nicholas who?

knickerless girls shouldn't do handstands in the playground.

...........................................................................................................................

Then there was the Santa walking down the street going 'ho, ho, ho'.

Got to the corner and three women beat the crap out of him.

Uvah
Reply #50 Friday, December 22, 2017 2:41 PM

In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that.   

starkers
Reply #51 Friday, December 22, 2017 3:51 PM


In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that.   

He doesn't.   Well not anymore.  With his increased girth nowadays, he sends an elf down the chimney, who then lets him in the front door.  Yup, the old bastard is cheating, robbing kids of their childhood dreams of landing on the roof and coming down the chimney.  Poor little sods wait all year for that.... and he comes through the front friggin; door.

And who do you complain to?  Like does he have a boss with whom you can lodge a complaint?

RedneckDude
Reply #52 Saturday, December 23, 2017 12:31 AM

And Santa has no kids of his own. Why?

 

He comes but once a year, and that is down a chimney.

 

GROAN.........

starkers
Reply #53 Saturday, December 23, 2017 4:07 AM

GROAN alright.  I was telling that one back in school during the 60's.    

Then there was the real sexy lass in the shortest mini-skirt and oodles of [more out than in] cleavage who sat on Santa's lap: They got acquainted a while, then got to speaking about the first thing that 'popped' up.

ChrisRossberg
Reply #54 Monday, January 22, 2018 5:33 AM

starkers

I dunno about Santa being a racist, but I think he may be sexist.... link why do women get all the best presents? They get all the good shit while men get socks, hankies and/or underwear.


 

My thoughts exactly!

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