The perils of Googling oneself.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 by dharmagrl | Discussion: Internet

I was lacking anything else constructive to do (well, that's not entirely true but that's what I'm going to tell y'all) so I Googled my screen name this morning. Link

Yeah...not a really good thing to have done.

My illusion of being the only Dharmagirl on the planet were shattered.  There are a few of us...and some of us seem to be into some pretty kinky stuff.

There's the Dharmagirl who's listed herself in a adult personal ad site.  Looking at this one was scary at first because she's the same age as me -my first thought was that I'd pissed off someone who had enough personal info on me to create an ad like that using my details - but then I read further and saw that she's in NY state and only has 2 kids, whereas I'm in the midwest and have 3.

There's the Dharmagirl who's registered in the BDSM chatroom.  I have to say that while my personality might suggest otherwise at times, I'm certain I'm not into bondage and domination sex.....and I sure as hell aint submissive.

Then there's yet another Dharmagirl listed at yet another bondage site.  What is it with chicks named Dharma liking getting tied up and beaten?  I'm seeing a trend here, and I don't like it. 

Next comes the Dharmagirl who registered with a Des Moines animal welfare site...now that's more like me.  I could see myself doing that.  This one gave me some hope that not all dharmagirls were kinky sex fiends.

There's another Dharmagirl who has a blog that shows up on Google.  I couldn't open the link to go see what she's like.....I'll keep trying though.

My final visit (and the one that made me want to stop looking for more) was to dharmagirl.com .  Yeah....not really me either.  Cool if you're looking for porn, I guess......but the less said about that, the better.

So, I'm not the only dharmagirl...and most of the other Dharma's are into some questionable sexual practices.

I just hope no-one gets us confused......

 

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Danny Bassette
Reply #1 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 12:37 PM
haha, that was funny. At least you know which dharmagirl you are Googling oneself is always good for a laugh
I figured out why you found such oddness, you didn't look for your name right. Take that i out and you find lots of joeuser stuff, very little oddness.
Myrrander
Reply #2 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 12:58 PM
ah, dharma, you know you were the "dharmagrl" with the BDSM stuff...

dharmagrl
Reply #3 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:03 PM

you didn't look for your name right

I did look for it right.  I use the name for my email and a couple of other places (like amazon etc etc)...here is the only place that I drop the 'i'.

you know you were the "dharmagrl" with the BDSM stuff...

Shhhhhh!!!!!!!  Don't let the cat out of the bag!!!! 

foreverserenity
Reply #4 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:33 PM
Dharma, I did that once with my real name - the amount of people out there with my name is amazing!
dharmagrl
Reply #5 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:48 PM

I did that once with my real name

I did that this morning as well.  There's a few of me, 2 of whom are PhD's and have written some pretty influential stuff.....now THAT I can live with!

Dusk411
Reply #6 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:25 PM
I googled myself and found a review of mine spotlighted on another blog! I couldn't believe it. Mostly, I found old reviews I had written.
Chef Garry
Reply #7 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:43 PM
I found myself at the top of the google list. Amazing.
Dr Guy
Reply #8 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:57 PM

Shhhhhh!!!!!!! Don't let the cat out of the bag!!!!

You already did!  WOW!  You are hot and kinky!

gooberbean28
Reply #9 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:04 PM
At # 10. Gonna have to google my name and see whats out there.
chiprj
Reply #10 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:08 PM
chiprj gives hits that are almost exclusively JU related.
dharmagrl
Reply #11 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:21 PM

You are hot and kinky!

Yeah me and my Birkenstocks are really hot.....seriously, I think I'd be scared to death of any kind of sexual encounter that included whips and chains.  My idea of kinky is doing in the kitchen anymore....

Moderateman
Reply #12 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:54 PM
I googled myself. but I gotta tell ya it ain't as much fun as having someone else google ya....... lmao
XX
Reply #13 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 5:42 PM
It's simply impossible to search for "XX" there's billions of programming, porno and etc sites with "XX" somewhere in it.
spazmire11
Reply #14 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 6:52 PM
im the only spazmire11 how strange it only gave back 2 results
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #15 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:21 PM
To 'Google' is introspective...
dharmagrl
Reply #16 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 8:31 PM

I googled myself. but I gotta tell ya it ain't as much fun as having someone else google ya....... lmao

Hehe.....

Gonna have to google my name and see whats out there.

Ooh, let me know what you found!

 

It's simply impossible to search for "XX" there's billions of programming, porno and etc sites with "XX" somewhere in it.

Yeah....it'd take you days to sift through it all.

im the only spazmire11 how strange it only gave back 2 results

Hmm, imagine that!  What results did you get, btw?

 

To 'Google' is introspective...

Indeed it is.....

Moderateman
Reply #17 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:25 PM
Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Tuesday, January 11, 2005I googled myself. but I gotta tell ya it ain't as much fun as having someone else google ya....... lmaoHehe.....


I feel I must warn you all excessive googleing can cause blindness, hair growing on your palms,spending excess time in the bathroom, and stains on underclothing.
Action_Jay
Reply #18 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:56 PM
The real me still clocks in the top two results. I'm proud of that. Of course, the bio from my old site is horribly out of date. Barring those results, though, I'm also President & Director Center for Automotive Research, with a Master's Degree in Industrial and Operations Engineering. Not bad for a guy who knows nothing about cars.
XX
Reply #19 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:56 PM
Yeah....it'd take you days to sift through it all.


More like months. Only way to find something about myself is to refine my search terms.
latour999
Reply #20 Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:59 PM
Interesting...I found a french sociologist named Bruno Latour, 2 wine makers, a guy who copyrighted callclerk, www.latour.com is a travel company, Latour and Lleras immigration lawyers, a french painter by the name of Henri Fauntin Latour, a hotel in Paris, a Canadian pianist (Interesting...I thought I quit when I was in grade 5), La Tour restaurant and bar, another wine maker, something that appears to be in German, and, well, most of the stuff that comes up appears to be in languages that I don't understand (French, German, Chinese?)

By googling my name, I discovered that I play basketball in New Jersey, canoe, play baseball, work as a janitor in a Catholic school, am a principal of another school, and died at 41. Interesting...

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